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I'm waiting for the one that was prophesied, the man who would unite the kingdom, Stephen M. Begich-Sullivan. His campaign slogan: "I'm all the familiar names so don't think, just fill the box." The M is for Murkowski.

Wow.

He’s giving the oath of enlistment to a group of new servicemembers. With a normal President, that would have been a really cool experience.

Too bad he ruins everything he touches.

You are all things. It was too much for them to process.

Hold your nose and rank her second.

I remember that, the trapped whales that got national attention.

But the AMC Eagle didn’t come out until 1980…

Or just squelched.

There are three sorts of people who wear US military uniforms. The US military, children, and spies.

Espionage is punishable by death.

My understanding is that there is a certain amount of organized crime involvement in the contracting process, too.

So now they’ll have the mob after them.