A K S A R B E N T
@aksarbent.bsky.social
Omaha Nebraska / aksarbent
@holybullies.bsky.social
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@martinrayner.bsky.social
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@pamspaulding.bsky.social
Because I am not a mean person I’ll only volunteer the 2nd most savage answer to the question, “Who’s a better singer than Taylor Swift?”
(Unless asked for #1, of course.)
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
Because I am not a mean person I’ll only volunteer the 2nd most savage answer to the question, “Who’s a better singer than Taylor Swift?”
(Unless asked for #1, of course.)
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
@holybullies.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
Because I am not a mean person I’ll only volunteer the 2nd most savage answer to the question, “Who’s a better singer than Taylor Swift?”
(Unless asked for #1, of course.)
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
Because I am not a mean person I’ll only volunteer the 2nd most savage answer to the question, “Who’s a better singer than Taylor Swift?”
(Unless asked for #1, of course.)
How to reliably identify a true Patriot in Nebraska, possums…
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
How to reliably identify a true Patriot in Nebraska, possums…
@nebraskasower.bsky.social
@nebraskadems.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
So why did House leaders pick Mike Flood to be Speaker Pro Tempore to announce the Epstein vote? Is he in trouble in his Nebraska district?
Inquiring minds want to know!
@nebraskadems.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
So why did House leaders pick Mike Flood to be Speaker Pro Tempore to announce the Epstein vote? Is he in trouble in his Nebraska district?
Inquiring minds want to know!
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@nebraskasower.bsky.social
@nebraskadems.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
So why did House leaders pick Mike Flood to be Speaker Pro Tempore to announce the Epstein vote? Is he in trouble in his Nebraska district?
Inquiring minds want to know!
@nebraskadems.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
So why did House leaders pick Mike Flood to be Speaker Pro Tempore to announce the Epstein vote? Is he in trouble in his Nebraska district?
Inquiring minds want to know!
@holybullies.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
Trump’s Epstein trick:
His administration may be planning to hide incriminating evidence by having announced a probe of Dems and Epstein days before the House/Senate vote, so the DOJ can withhold evidence of an “ongoing” investigation.
USA TODAY:
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
Trump’s Epstein trick:
His administration may be planning to hide incriminating evidence by having announced a probe of Dems and Epstein days before the House/Senate vote, so the DOJ can withhold evidence of an “ongoing” investigation.
USA TODAY:
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
@holybullies.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
Trump’s Epstein trick:
His administration may be planning to hide incriminating evidence by having announced a probe of Dems and Epstein days before the House/Senate vote, so the DOJ can withhold evidence of an “ongoing” investigation.
USA TODAY:
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
Trump’s Epstein trick:
His administration may be planning to hide incriminating evidence by having announced a probe of Dems and Epstein days before the House/Senate vote, so the DOJ can withhold evidence of an “ongoing” investigation.
USA TODAY:
For sure. And when it does I will be there to mock the circumstances!
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
For sure. And when it does I will be there to mock the circumstances!
@ShopFamilyFare, boys, and you won’t have to settle for spit
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@martinrayner.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@ShopFamilyFare, boys, and you won’t have to settle for spit
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@martinrayner.bsky.social
File this behind “Barking, mad” as “Barking, up wrong tree”
@wonkette.bsky.social
@cynicalgirl1957.bsky.social
@joemygod.bsky.social
@msignorile.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@wonkette.bsky.social
@cynicalgirl1957.bsky.social
@joemygod.bsky.social
@msignorile.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
File this behind “Barking, mad” as “Barking, up wrong tree”
@wonkette.bsky.social
@cynicalgirl1957.bsky.social
@joemygod.bsky.social
@msignorile.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@wonkette.bsky.social
@cynicalgirl1957.bsky.social
@joemygod.bsky.social
@msignorile.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@nebraskasower.bsky.social
@holybullies.bsky.social
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
“If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!” Fetterman said in a statement.
It’s not your face that worries Dems, John.
It’s your recent votes
@nebraskasower.bsky.social
@holybullies.bsky.social
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
“If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!” Fetterman said in a statement.
It’s not your face that worries Dems, John.
It’s your recent votes
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@nebraskasower.bsky.social
@holybullies.bsky.social
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
“If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!” Fetterman said in a statement.
It’s not your face that worries Dems, John.
It’s your recent votes
@nebraskasower.bsky.social
@holybullies.bsky.social
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
“If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!” Fetterman said in a statement.
It’s not your face that worries Dems, John.
It’s your recent votes
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@holybullies.bsky.social
*will* draw???
You just did, stupido.
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@holybullies.bsky.social
*will* draw???
You just did, stupido.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@holybullies.bsky.social
*will* draw???
You just did, stupido.
@davidbadash.bsky.social
@holybullies.bsky.social
*will* draw???
You just did, stupido.
My God! Leavitt’s disinformation is so pugnaciously shameless that she makes even Trish McLaughlin look like a piker!
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My God! Leavitt’s disinformation is so pugnaciously shameless that she makes even Trish McLaughlin look like a piker!
The greatest photo ever taken at an Elvis concert was taken right here in Omaha in 1956 and Elvis isn’t even in it.
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The greatest photo ever taken at an Elvis concert was taken right here in Omaha in 1956 and Elvis isn’t even in it.
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@rcdewinter.bsky.social
You know who just summarized Duffy’s record? John Oliver…
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You know who just summarized Duffy’s record? John Oliver…
This AI slop should be read in a Father Guido Sarducci voice.
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This AI slop should be read in a Father Guido Sarducci voice.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I may cry crocodile tears.
But Mike Flood is probably crying real ones.
But Mike Flood is probably crying real ones.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I may cry crocodile tears.
But Mike Flood is probably crying real ones.
But Mike Flood is probably crying real ones.
Countries AKSARBENT hates:
Russia, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Belarus, Hungary, Belize, most of the Caribbean & most of the stan countries (esp. Uzbekistan) and China.
Today we’re hating on China.
Russia, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Belarus, Hungary, Belize, most of the Caribbean & most of the stan countries (esp. Uzbekistan) and China.
Today we’re hating on China.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Countries AKSARBENT hates:
Russia, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Belarus, Hungary, Belize, most of the Caribbean & most of the stan countries (esp. Uzbekistan) and China.
Today we’re hating on China.
Russia, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Belarus, Hungary, Belize, most of the Caribbean & most of the stan countries (esp. Uzbekistan) and China.
Today we’re hating on China.
Nebraska’s monster-adjacent, amoral, GOP senate delegation, cold-blooded as vipers.
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Nebraska’s monster-adjacent, amoral, GOP senate delegation, cold-blooded as vipers.
Never a bad time to remind voters about Mike Flood’s destructive, mindless data center cheerleading
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Never a bad time to remind voters about Mike Flood’s destructive, mindless data center cheerleading
You forgot Omaha, Nebraska, where anti-trans vitriol also flopped big time last Spring…
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You forgot Omaha, Nebraska, where anti-trans vitriol also flopped big time last Spring…
Yesterday, Somerville, Massachusetts, outside of Boston, made history by becoming the first municipality to vote to divest from Israel.
NE01 needs to divest itself of Mike Flood.
NE01 needs to divest itself of Mike Flood.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yesterday, Somerville, Massachusetts, outside of Boston, made history by becoming the first municipality to vote to divest from Israel.
NE01 needs to divest itself of Mike Flood.
NE01 needs to divest itself of Mike Flood.
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
How come you never told that “lesbian” joke that America’s 70’s sweetheart, Mary Tyler Moore, told David Letterman, @rcdewinter.bsky.social?
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
How come you never told that “lesbian” joke that America’s 70’s sweetheart, Mary Tyler Moore, told David Letterman, @rcdewinter.bsky.social?
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@martinrayner.bsky.social
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
How come you never told that “lesbian” joke that America’s 70’s sweetheart, Mary Tyler Moore, told David Letterman, @rcdewinter.bsky.social?
@pamspaulding.bsky.social
How come you never told that “lesbian” joke that America’s 70’s sweetheart, Mary Tyler Moore, told David Letterman, @rcdewinter.bsky.social?
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM