Andrew Knott
@aknott21.bsky.social
Sweeping off the trampoline right now. Editor of Frazzled. Author of Love’s a Disaster (2024) and Fatherhood (2016).
https://andrewknott.substack.com/
https://andrewknott.substack.com/
Mission accomplished
May 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Mission accomplished
See ya later, suckers. I’m showbiz now.
December 24, 2024 at 4:18 AM
See ya later, suckers. I’m showbiz now.
Well, since he said please…
December 2, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Well, since he said please…
My daughter made a holiday gift list. Tough break for her brothers but I’m in line for a very merry Christmas! 🤘
November 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
My daughter made a holiday gift list. Tough break for her brothers but I’m in line for a very merry Christmas! 🤘
Let’s go! Here’s the link to my 1-million view story on Yahoo that had a typo until 5 minutes ago. (I’m sure it still has at least one more.)
www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...
www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...
November 21, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Let’s go! Here’s the link to my 1-million view story on Yahoo that had a typo until 5 minutes ago. (I’m sure it still has at least one more.)
www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...
www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...
Beautiful weather day in FL. Staring out the open door season is finally here (for like 2 days, at least).
November 21, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Beautiful weather day in FL. Staring out the open door season is finally here (for like 2 days, at least).
Middle school PE teacher opted for the abridged version
November 19, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Middle school PE teacher opted for the abridged version
Yes, they’ve been around awhile… new house though
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Yes, they’ve been around awhile… new house though
The prophecy has been fulfilled
November 19, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The prophecy has been fulfilled
Discovered a hack that has allowed me to triple my productivity
November 17, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Discovered a hack that has allowed me to triple my productivity
I inexplicably have a child who is a teenager as of today so I made this (for me to eat)
November 15, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I inexplicably have a child who is a teenager as of today so I made this (for me to eat)
Here's a fun group project for us while we're miserable.
The e-book of my novel, Love's a Disaster, is on sale for $0.99 until Friday. It's currently moved into the top 30K in the Kindle store. Let's see if we can get to... let's say... the top 10K?
Why Knott?
www.amazon.com/Loves-Disast...
The e-book of my novel, Love's a Disaster, is on sale for $0.99 until Friday. It's currently moved into the top 30K in the Kindle store. Let's see if we can get to... let's say... the top 10K?
Why Knott?
www.amazon.com/Loves-Disast...
November 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Here's a fun group project for us while we're miserable.
The e-book of my novel, Love's a Disaster, is on sale for $0.99 until Friday. It's currently moved into the top 30K in the Kindle store. Let's see if we can get to... let's say... the top 10K?
Why Knott?
www.amazon.com/Loves-Disast...
The e-book of my novel, Love's a Disaster, is on sale for $0.99 until Friday. It's currently moved into the top 30K in the Kindle store. Let's see if we can get to... let's say... the top 10K?
Why Knott?
www.amazon.com/Loves-Disast...
If you need a distraction from the current disaster, you can buy the ebook version of Love’s a Disaster this week for just $0.99!
Kick back, relax, and read about terrible loss, grief, love, and a peacock.
www.amazon.com/Loves-Disast...
Kick back, relax, and read about terrible loss, grief, love, and a peacock.
www.amazon.com/Loves-Disast...
November 12, 2024 at 2:45 AM
If you need a distraction from the current disaster, you can buy the ebook version of Love’s a Disaster this week for just $0.99!
Kick back, relax, and read about terrible loss, grief, love, and a peacock.
www.amazon.com/Loves-Disast...
Kick back, relax, and read about terrible loss, grief, love, and a peacock.
www.amazon.com/Loves-Disast...
Knott, the album cover
August 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Knott, the album cover
My latest newsletter title is absolutely clickbait but also factually accurate…
open.substack.com/pub/andrewkn...
open.substack.com/pub/andrewkn...
February 8, 2024 at 2:05 AM
My latest newsletter title is absolutely clickbait but also factually accurate…
open.substack.com/pub/andrewkn...
open.substack.com/pub/andrewkn...
Almost got me with this one, McDonalds, but I audibled to “double p fourteen” at the drive thru box… which may or may not be better
November 3, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Almost got me with this one, McDonalds, but I audibled to “double p fourteen” at the drive thru box… which may or may not be better
My daughter’s bike tire had a slow leak so I finally replaced it. She told me a few minutes later she had successfully reattached the doll carrier and… get this…
October 14, 2023 at 10:56 PM
My daughter’s bike tire had a slow leak so I finally replaced it. She told me a few minutes later she had successfully reattached the doll carrier and… get this…
A living nativity
September 20, 2023 at 12:22 PM
A living nativity