Alison McQuade
@akmcquade.bsky.social
Digital comms consultant. Prev: amnesty usa, dlcc, emily's list. Loves eurovision, puzzles, taylor swift, horror movies, audiobooks. I'm not the type of girl who gives her declarative sentences the cadence of a question. Horror is a feminist genre.
I cannot express how obsessed and utterly delighted I am with the fact that Ashley Cullins's Your Favorite Scary Movie is not only narrated by Roger L. Jackson, but he reads the chapter numbers and titles as Ghostface.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I cannot express how obsessed and utterly delighted I am with the fact that Ashley Cullins's Your Favorite Scary Movie is not only narrated by Roger L. Jackson, but he reads the chapter numbers and titles as Ghostface.
I wonder how many families could have received SNAP benefits for the cost of this flyover.
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I wonder how many families could have received SNAP benefits for the cost of this flyover.
"We share this category with all writers of late-night political comedy while that is still a type of show that's allowed to exist."
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"We share this category with all writers of late-night political comedy while that is still a type of show that's allowed to exist."
Basically 1999 in my living room rn
September 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Basically 1999 in my living room rn
As opposed to??????
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
As opposed to??????
Prompted to review my delayed flight airport snack. How can I even narrow down my feelings about Water in 250 characters???
June 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Prompted to review my delayed flight airport snack. How can I even narrow down my feelings about Water in 250 characters???
The spelling bee is over here assuming Gen Z hasn't seen the classics
May 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The spelling bee is over here assuming Gen Z hasn't seen the classics
One of DC's spellers is named Zwe Spacetime, and one of his interests is physics. So I know who I'm rooting for. 🚀
May 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
One of DC's spellers is named Zwe Spacetime, and one of his interests is physics. So I know who I'm rooting for. 🚀
SMASHED that hold button, @maris.bsky.social
May 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
SMASHED that hold button, @maris.bsky.social
Eurovision party scoreboard
May 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Eurovision party scoreboard
A couple weeks ago I asked our team intern who her graduation speaker was.
Her: "some baseball player"
Her graduation speaker:
Her: "some baseball player"
Her graduation speaker:
May 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A couple weeks ago I asked our team intern who her graduation speaker was.
Her: "some baseball player"
Her graduation speaker:
Her: "some baseball player"
Her graduation speaker:
Cool, you can now redeem Bilt points towards student loans from Nelnet, MOHELA, Sallie Mae, Aidvantage, and Navient. Great news if you're already using Bilt to earn points on rent.
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www.nerdwallet.com/article/trav...
April 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Cool, you can now redeem Bilt points towards student loans from Nelnet, MOHELA, Sallie Mae, Aidvantage, and Navient. Great news if you're already using Bilt to earn points on rent.
www.nerdwallet.com/article/trav...
www.nerdwallet.com/article/trav...
Duolingo didn't say it derisively, but it was implied
March 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Duolingo didn't say it derisively, but it was implied
In what type of emergency, exactly, is Microsoft Teams going to be able to help???
February 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In what type of emergency, exactly, is Microsoft Teams going to be able to help???
That speech felt like when Taylor Vaughn wins Prom Queen and starts her speech by yelling at all the people who didn't vote for her
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That speech felt like when Taylor Vaughn wins Prom Queen and starts her speech by yelling at all the people who didn't vote for her
Heading to the airport to get out of town for inauguration, and this happens in front of me... *chef's kiss*
January 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Heading to the airport to get out of town for inauguration, and this happens in front of me... *chef's kiss*
The End of Everything (Astrophysically Speaking) felt like a good final book of 2024 as we head into 2025. 🙃 @astrokatie.com
December 31, 2024 at 4:17 PM
The End of Everything (Astrophysically Speaking) felt like a good final book of 2024 as we head into 2025. 🙃 @astrokatie.com
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 23, 2024 at 11:14 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My aunt is in Big Bend and sent this to the family group chat. 🤩
November 17, 2024 at 1:33 AM
My aunt is in Big Bend and sent this to the family group chat. 🤩
The phlebotomist at the doctor's office is just doing his part to get me ready for Paris
July 3, 2024 at 1:03 AM
The phlebotomist at the doctor's office is just doing his part to get me ready for Paris
NYT contains multitudes
October 18, 2023 at 9:33 PM
NYT contains multitudes
Red Sox baseball!
August 16, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Red Sox baseball!