Amanda Mattos
@akmattos.bsky.social
DMV cat lady. Into human rights. Lots of other stuff too, but that’s a big one.
I live with a guy named Todd. He’s pretty great.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I live with a guy named Todd. He’s pretty great.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Wow. So surprising.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wow. So surprising.
No guest shall ever go thirsty again!
(They never would have before either, it just would have been harder to find. And room temp.)
(They never would have before either, it just would have been harder to find. And room temp.)
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
No guest shall ever go thirsty again!
(They never would have before either, it just would have been harder to find. And room temp.)
(They never would have before either, it just would have been harder to find. And room temp.)
And finally, George, who has never met a box or box-like-structure he doesn't want to get into.
October 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
And finally, George, who has never met a box or box-like-structure he doesn't want to get into.
Here are Quinten, Rufus & Todd being just very cute together.
October 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Here are Quinten, Rufus & Todd being just very cute together.
You make a great point. This is Todd, he's pretty into physical media.
October 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You make a great point. This is Todd, he's pretty into physical media.
I feel like this deserves to be a reaction gif. George demonstrates the conservative mindset.
September 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I feel like this deserves to be a reaction gif. George demonstrates the conservative mindset.
Conrad really said, “it was rare, I was there, I remember it all too well.”
September 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Conrad really said, “it was rare, I was there, I remember it all too well.”
This hotel booking site knows what's up.
August 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This hotel booking site knows what's up.
My best friend made me a crab cake for my birthday
August 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My best friend made me a crab cake for my birthday
Any governing body looking at this and not declaring it famine isn’t qualified to make that declaration. But I’ll do it! I’ll declare it! Yall, Gaza is in famine. Hope that helps!
July 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Any governing body looking at this and not declaring it famine isn’t qualified to make that declaration. But I’ll do it! I’ll declare it! Yall, Gaza is in famine. Hope that helps!
We seem to have very different definitions of "news" and "alert"
July 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We seem to have very different definitions of "news" and "alert"
From the bottom of my heart.
June 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
From the bottom of my heart.
If music is your therapy, who’s your therapist
June 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If music is your therapy, who’s your therapist
Two updates:
1: bestie noted that I wasn’t wrong about the above when inspecting my notepad.
1: bestie noted that I wasn’t wrong about the above when inspecting my notepad.
May 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Two updates:
1: bestie noted that I wasn’t wrong about the above when inspecting my notepad.
1: bestie noted that I wasn’t wrong about the above when inspecting my notepad.
Please tell me more about your expertise with austerity, president gold plate.
April 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Please tell me more about your expertise with austerity, president gold plate.
Just crawled into this position. He babies the other cats all the time, needs to be a baby himself sometimes too.
April 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just crawled into this position. He babies the other cats all the time, needs to be a baby himself sometimes too.
All my utility bills are up for the last month, when I mostly had the windows open/no heat or air. Is America great again?
April 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
All my utility bills are up for the last month, when I mostly had the windows open/no heat or air. Is America great again?
Rufus and George rounded out our fam. After briefly trying to kill them, Todd (dad) & Quinten (mom) welcomed their new role as parents.
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Rufus and George rounded out our fam. After briefly trying to kill them, Todd (dad) & Quinten (mom) welcomed their new role as parents.
Nobody loves cats as much as Rufus loves cats. He is the ultimate cats' cat.
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Nobody loves cats as much as Rufus loves cats. He is the ultimate cats' cat.
The day I brought them home, George wouldn't stop crying in the carrier.
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The day I brought them home, George wouldn't stop crying in the carrier.