drinkin in a chilis eatin fajitas i repeat life is FANTASTIC

“How do we KNOW things”

yall wanna guess what mack said “from your mouth to gods ears” to? would you guess:
A: some sort of well wishes
B: a random good thing happening
C: it snowing wednesday night so she doesnt have to work

the way i just heard mack go “bagel!” with all the disappointment of a mother to her human child who’s purposefully misbehaving

I don't know that I've ever heard a better idea than bagels.

with icyhot, kinetic tape, and a heating pad on her knee: i dont wanna be over twenty fiiiiiiiive

Chappell Roan saying “My kink is watching you ruin your life” actually reset my hard drive

Who pissed you off princess?

Yes the world sucks, but at least cats exist.