Britney went to space first and got the ring from the old lady at the end of Titanic #itsbritneybitch #space #katyperry

I didn’t make the meme, I just agree with it.

Peanut Butter Half Baked 🤤 🥜 🍪 Especially when I’m fully baked 🍃 #Ben&Jerry’s

Peanut Butter Half Baked! 🤤
I wish it wasn’t so hard to find. 🥲

Excuse the fuck out of me but you know this orange turd and those above him have orchestrated this entire ban so he can come in and look like a savior. Fuck the U.S. government. Fuck the Supreme Court and fuck Trump. #TikTokban

Thank u, next 🔫💁🏻‍♀️
#Ceo

I can’t let a Friday the 13th in December go by without mentioning my favorite nightmare before Xmas! Black Christmas is celebrating its 50th anniversary this this year! It is one of my all time favorite thrillers due to the unsettling nature of its ending. Perfect for the holiday season!🎄🎅🏼💀🔪#horror

#LuigiMangione’s lawyer is my new favorite character on the show!

The #y2kmovie was a trip! Not what I had expected at all. Does it make sense? Very little. Do you have to suspend belief? Yes, a lot. Is the music rad as hell? Mmhmm, sure is. It is definitely a FUN movie. I laughed so fucking much.

The American people to news media outlets that are simping for the CEO of United Healthcare right now:

Careful, he is a clever master of disguise

🚨Y’all got the wrong guy! His eyebrows don’t even match 😤 #LuigiMangioni #suspect #CEOshooter #ScrantonStrangler #TheOffice