(follows a reference link to Bluesky, thus opening the app for the first time in like a year)

(accidentally taps home feed)

(immediately feels called to admonish gryphoneer NOT to prematurely entomb Bill Watterson just to speed up global deOhiofication)

...see you next year lol

why is her ass twitching, this seems like a medical concern

*glances at her avatar image*

Both these things can be true.

(true in general)

My trick is to take DOZENS and usually one will be okay lol

Weirdly enough I've gotten to a place of hot beyond question in person, but still shaky in my confidence online. Cameras are hateful little fucks.

I kinda hate how right you are

.cs

Hush (the umbrella), probably on your butt cheek

There is no need to control the outcome of every election when the candidate pool is effectively restricted to willing collaborators, by first-past-the-post forcing a two party system. The elections can be real because the power consolidation is baked in (and mostly maintains itself stochastically).