akhejike kadesieuel
@akhejike.bsky.social
One day, the art will confront the artist, timeless and unyielding as they wither into obscurity. What was once theirs has grown vast and unreachable, a world thriving beyond their grasp. (20)
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*Hides a d20 in foreskin*
*Looks at 57 ass pics in 3 seconds*
*Gets erect fast enough to shoot the die across the room*
"Heh, natural 20. Nothin personnel, DM"
This is the sort of thing that would normally stay in drafts but those don't exist anymore so
*Looks at 57 ass pics in 3 seconds*
*Gets erect fast enough to shoot the die across the room*
"Heh, natural 20. Nothin personnel, DM"
This is the sort of thing that would normally stay in drafts but those don't exist anymore so
January 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
*Hides a d20 in foreskin*
*Looks at 57 ass pics in 3 seconds*
*Gets erect fast enough to shoot the die across the room*
"Heh, natural 20. Nothin personnel, DM"
This is the sort of thing that would normally stay in drafts but those don't exist anymore so
*Looks at 57 ass pics in 3 seconds*
*Gets erect fast enough to shoot the die across the room*
"Heh, natural 20. Nothin personnel, DM"
This is the sort of thing that would normally stay in drafts but those don't exist anymore so
man I love boobs
recently got blender and discovered i could use it to make 3d anatomy references...
January 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
man I love boobs
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#TinynReese
#TinynReese
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December 27, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Has this ever happened to you? You're at a con, having a good time, you're three drinks in and you're approaching that terminal point between drunk and wasted! Have you tried... water? A miracle hangover preventative, water comes with virtually no side effects! Here's how to order!
#TinynReese
#TinynReese
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drawing my friend space; after I did this line art I noticed the style looked like the horses from spirit
August 17, 2024 at 4:04 PM
drawing my friend space; after I did this line art I noticed the style looked like the horses from spirit
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it's cool how longevity research is just "how can billionaires be Immortal' and has nothing to do with expanding healthcare so more people live longer
April 10, 2024 at 4:12 PM
it's cool how longevity research is just "how can billionaires be Immortal' and has nothing to do with expanding healthcare so more people live longer
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you can’t tell this jelly to go to hell
he’s already there
he’s already there
April 10, 2024 at 4:39 AM
you can’t tell this jelly to go to hell
he’s already there
he’s already there
man, why's life gotta be so expensive and depressing?
November 15, 2023 at 5:02 AM
man, why's life gotta be so expensive and depressing?
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I'm on the inkcap server in the Mycosphere. Feels like a fitting home for a writer. 🍄✒️
November 11, 2023 at 6:24 AM
I'm on the inkcap server in the Mycosphere. Feels like a fitting home for a writer. 🍄✒️
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The progression of growth on a stump in my yard last month when it started raining again in western Washington 🍄📷 #fungifriends
November 10, 2023 at 6:13 AM
The progression of growth on a stump in my yard last month when it started raining again in western Washington 🍄📷 #fungifriends
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An other clump of large mushrooms in frosted grass. Two angles 🍄📷
November 8, 2023 at 5:11 AM
An other clump of large mushrooms in frosted grass. Two angles 🍄📷
trying to develop a consistent style is kinda hard
November 11, 2023 at 6:29 AM
trying to develop a consistent style is kinda hard