Kendall
akcoolidge.bsky.social
Kendall
@akcoolidge.bsky.social
Hope. That’s it. That’s the bio.

Science, math, coding, Linux, guitar, baking bread, politics: one of these is not like the others.

I really need a break. 🫨🤦‍♂️
The Wharton School must be so proud.
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I wish this were as funny as it is.
September 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🙄🤦
September 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Shirley Bassey’s Goldfinger is now stuck in my head. 🙄
August 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“One morning in a fit of peak,
she threw her father in the creek.
The water tasted bad for a week,
so we had to make do with gin, with gin.
We had to make do with gin.”
July 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Maybe Putin is in the files. Or his oligarch buddies. Don’t you dare release them, Donald. 🧐
July 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Now he’ll likely target the people who tabulate these numbers.
April 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Thank you for this!
April 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This 👆
February 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When I read he was given a “welfare check” I thought, money? 🤣
February 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hah! Well said.
January 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This gets a follow.
December 31, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Tons of weightless things is a lot.
December 30, 2024 at 6:51 PM
And no vaccine!
December 20, 2024 at 8:15 PM