me when someone suggests we watch quiz with balls instead of the floor

me when someone asks me if I want to watch "the floor"

"feed me, bitch"

rocky has a potty mouth problem

while bruce... proceeded to hit on my mom right in front of me (she loved it btw) and then he signed HER name on the photo meant for me.... (I horribly photoshopped her name out)

I met edward James olmos and Bruce Campbell on the same day almost 10 years ago now. Edward was very nice, we had a long discussion about battle star galactica and an insane theory he had about it. while bruce....

hey ai it's fall so can you give me a picture of a puppy playing with a pumpkin please and thank youu

my catchphrase would be "oh, honey..."

"you motherfucker"

Renaissance photo from 1524-colorized

so true. look at this other rock i found...

look at my rock collection. please ignore the wine. I promise I drink responsibly and would never drink while rock collecting.