What do you want them to do, go door-to-door and force people to watch hours of video?

Damn, it's almost like it's easier to find a Tesla dealership in every city than it is for thousands of people to travel to San Francisco or Texas to find a corporate headquarters.

If he was courageous, he'd have done a helluva lot more and a lot sooner.

Gotta love the way he makes these announcements as though he's just crushed, but hey, nothing he could do about it.

I'd call him a weasel but that seems unnecessarily harsh to weasels.

Like when these idiots were slathering about the return of the station wagon. Hey, moron, if there had actually been a market for those things, I guarantee you that auto makers would have created a version that met the standards.

Like not actually having the power to do something has ever stopped these twatwaffles?

There are occasionally times that I wish I believed in Hell so I could consign these assholes there.

To be fair, if they were smart they'd be able to rake in bags of money running an honest business.

Making sure everyone stays wound up about the Epstein files instead of the administration's flagrant lawlessness is the distraction.

*curled up in the corner, mumbling on repeat*

"I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire."