Shubel Morgan
@akashubelmorgan.bsky.social
Honestly, suffocation and/or botulism is the best-case scenario for watching a Blake Edwards movie. I refuse to call them "films." Absolutely awful and he ruined Peter Sellers, although he was a fair way along doing that himself.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Honestly, suffocation and/or botulism is the best-case scenario for watching a Blake Edwards movie. I refuse to call them "films." Absolutely awful and he ruined Peter Sellers, although he was a fair way along doing that himself.
Written on canister " 'Sup, fucker."
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Written on canister " 'Sup, fucker."
If there's anything more permanent than your love for your kids dot, dot, dot.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If there's anything more permanent than your love for your kids dot, dot, dot.
My impression is that The Simpsons has sucked for a long time, but they were trying, and failing, to be funny. This current season, hoo boy, it feels like they're not even trying. Like no attempt at humor whatsoever.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My impression is that The Simpsons has sucked for a long time, but they were trying, and failing, to be funny. This current season, hoo boy, it feels like they're not even trying. Like no attempt at humor whatsoever.
Black coffee and cigarettes are the breakfast of champions.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Black coffee and cigarettes are the breakfast of champions.
Well, apparently the heat in the Middle East disordered the mind of Aircraftman Ross, so perhaps the English should avoid the heat altogether, for propriety's sake.
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Well, apparently the heat in the Middle East disordered the mind of Aircraftman Ross, so perhaps the English should avoid the heat altogether, for propriety's sake.
I have the feeling people sleep on El-P. Maybe I'm wrong but he spits mad bars as we used to say in the days of my storied youth.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I have the feeling people sleep on El-P. Maybe I'm wrong but he spits mad bars as we used to say in the days of my storied youth.
GD Bumpus hound!
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
GD Bumpus hound!
Death metal? Are you sure? *burns down historically significant church and then inhumes best friend*
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Death metal? Are you sure? *burns down historically significant church and then inhumes best friend*
Green bean casserole should be cast into the fires of Mount Doom and I'm the hobbit to do it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Green bean casserole should be cast into the fires of Mount Doom and I'm the hobbit to do it.
Inside your throat means one thing(and opens a door to the Cronenberg universe); outside means another. Both shading toward WTF.
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Inside your throat means one thing(and opens a door to the Cronenberg universe); outside means another. Both shading toward WTF.
Fucking morons?
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Fucking morons?
This should be written in letters of fire on the inside of all eyelids.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This should be written in letters of fire on the inside of all eyelids.
I shoot quite a bit. Shooting under stress is vastly different than target shooting. Shooting at a distance is not a skill one easily picks up.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I shoot quite a bit. Shooting under stress is vastly different than target shooting. Shooting at a distance is not a skill one easily picks up.
McGinty's gonna shit the bed, you just watch. I know where we can get a duck, though.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
McGinty's gonna shit the bed, you just watch. I know where we can get a duck, though.