Nope, I think it could only happen to one person and you did it

Have to admit as a dons fan I'm reaching for any ray of sunlight, no matter how small :)

They shit the bed, cleaned it up then made the same mess all over again, then the dog walked over and thought it would be fun to throw up all over it. Somehow as an Essendon fan I feel like we are in a better position than them for 2026.

It looks perfect 😭

Licking the seasoning off a greasy $20 because I really wanted a chip

Damn Ed these are the number I dream of in my 46 minutes of REM sleep

Happy,

The explosion sounds are rad af.

I don't know how he became known outside of Brisbane, let alone the rest of Australia and the world. Worthless little twerp.

Goddamn, how did I not know about this. It's so good.

I feel like he'll be that constant "oh this is why we wholeheartedly rejected the entire party" boofhead that Labor will be able to rely on for sound bites until the next election (sucks for the people of Goldstein though).