@akafluffy.bsky.social
He/Him, gamer, foodie, I do not enjoy landscapes devoid of dead nazis.
his entire administration is parrots (and one worm) wearing plastic human suits.
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
his entire administration is parrots (and one worm) wearing plastic human suits.
yes, but you're really downplaying how much the aesthetics of power is how they project that, it doesn't actually matter if their power is real or not, just that the oppressed think it is.
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
yes, but you're really downplaying how much the aesthetics of power is how they project that, it doesn't actually matter if their power is real or not, just that the oppressed think it is.
You cannot cringe hard enough to convince a manchild that their mechahitler that does their homework perhaps isn't good after all.
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You cannot cringe hard enough to convince a manchild that their mechahitler that does their homework perhaps isn't good after all.
Was the sound of freedumb a hit?
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Was the sound of freedumb a hit?
They should rethink their complimentary donut glory hole.
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
They should rethink their complimentary donut glory hole.
They gotta sanewash dear leader now if they want favours later.
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
They gotta sanewash dear leader now if they want favours later.
So do cats if things go poorly, blame the owner, not the breed
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So do cats if things go poorly, blame the owner, not the breed
They only do that when they're distressed, have your next family bring more enrichment to the environment with festive hats.
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
They only do that when they're distressed, have your next family bring more enrichment to the environment with festive hats.
Say it ain't so, the guy who posted AI slop of him putting his geriatric slop on protestors fantasized about worse, who could have seen that coming.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Say it ain't so, the guy who posted AI slop of him putting his geriatric slop on protestors fantasized about worse, who could have seen that coming.
verbal diarrhea... yeah, it still counts
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
verbal diarrhea... yeah, it still counts
it's juuuuust a campfire, a coooozy campfire, oooooh, and they've got pitchforks for three marshmallows at once!
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
it's juuuuust a campfire, a coooozy campfire, oooooh, and they've got pitchforks for three marshmallows at once!
every accusation is a confession, he isn't getting less sleepy, so it stays so he can pretend he's not the least energetic person with terminal cankles.
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
every accusation is a confession, he isn't getting less sleepy, so it stays so he can pretend he's not the least energetic person with terminal cankles.
Which law allows you to strike ships in international waters, does Cheato think he can write letters of marque on twitter?
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Which law allows you to strike ships in international waters, does Cheato think he can write letters of marque on twitter?
And his successor to ACA, and the Epstein list.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
And his successor to ACA, and the Epstein list.
It wasn't just couchy. Donold Trump: “Well, I don’t think we’re going to necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we’re just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. OK? We’re going to kill them. You know? They’re going to be, like, dead. OK.”
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It wasn't just couchy. Donold Trump: “Well, I don’t think we’re going to necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we’re just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. OK? We’re going to kill them. You know? They’re going to be, like, dead. OK.”
That's the last thing you should trust him with. Even less qualified to have those than his job.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That's the last thing you should trust him with. Even less qualified to have those than his job.
Did Chuck grow a spine all of a sudden? Or does he just like snuff films.
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Did Chuck grow a spine all of a sudden? Or does he just like snuff films.
that's gonna be a looooot of butter
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
that's gonna be a looooot of butter
Cheato would make him head of the department of education, the man can talk for hours about braaaaains.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Cheato would make him head of the department of education, the man can talk for hours about braaaaains.
He'll certainly try. I don't think he's actually competent enough to accomplish much though.
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
He'll certainly try. I don't think he's actually competent enough to accomplish much though.
Two weeks after Cheato croaks.
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Two weeks after Cheato croaks.
A lying asshole that belittles you to your face on internationally broadcast interviews while he's surrounded by bodyguards and you can't crush his disgusting little wattle with your bare hands.
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A lying asshole that belittles you to your face on internationally broadcast interviews while he's surrounded by bodyguards and you can't crush his disgusting little wattle with your bare hands.
As a man, I still loved the game. Dress spheres were a better mechanic than sphere grid if you can get over it having dress in the name.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
As a man, I still loved the game. Dress spheres were a better mechanic than sphere grid if you can get over it having dress in the name.
PLEASE tell me they had a Sussy guy in a hat parading with that balloon.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
PLEASE tell me they had a Sussy guy in a hat parading with that balloon.