Very Abu Dhabi

Why did they win then?

I always thought that the director had more fun than the audience. Bland characters, overly complicated, hugh concept plot but a technical tour de force.

His kids would tell you he did that a long time ago

I already don’t like this.

So what if it’s illiberal. It’s rude, selfish and bad manners. I’m all for it.

Member’s of the Democratic Party, for the sake of democracies all over the world, organise yourselves NOW to fight an election against JD Vance. Forget policy. Get a streetfighter as a candidate. A force of nature. Without that you will be complicit in destroying the free world as we know it.

You’ve seen the latest poll in Germany I presume?

I think the left are getting their knickers in a twist about nothing here. It’s an unfunny joke, poorly executed.

Move on to something important, like whether Arsenal are going to beat Real Madrid tonight.

But what is he going to do about it?

You’ll lose it. Then you’ll realise you weren’t quite ready.

Oh…I thought “buttons” was going to be a droid.

You FAX it?? No wonder they’re still claiming. Nobody’s received a fax for 25 years.

Aren’t you part of the media elite? You’ve been at it long enough….

It will be the judiciary next. The media is already done. Then all elements of a future dictatorship will be in place.

Unpopular opinion I know but…makes sense doesn’t it? Difficult to get the trucks in there as it is. None of the workers there live remotely close. It’s miles from the nearest motorway. London restaurants get their meat from all over the country now. Move to out of town and it’ll thrive.

1. Lumberjack
2. Security Guard
3. Waiter.
4. Barman.
5. Advertising copywriter.