"Small Dick's sporting goods," "dick's is going in...," and other things I laughed at that got me banned from the family reunion

Why don't more states try to split their electoral college votes proportionally?

I see how that would hurt California and Texas, but it would probably be better for everyone in states like Pennsylvania and North Carolina.

A group of vampires turn a vegan as a cruel joke. Now she has to deal with changes to her body and a society that suddenly hates her, all while trying to find willing blood donors so she doesn't starve.

Her friends eventually help her open a clinic for people to donate.

Today I accidentally turned into Captain Jack Sparrow when I realized we drank all the rum yesterday

Watched some stingrays eat for the first time yesterday. They have freaky human-like mouths. It's like watching a toddler. It's totally natural and utterly horrifying.

Yeah Silksong is getting delayed for another three years. #throwback to the 2022 Xbox showcase

Really wishing I was still in Illinois for c2e2

Chapell Roan hate is so forced. I have seen exactly one good faith critique and everything else is just a misquote, a misrepresentation, a strawman, or a no true scotsman. Go outside

Studio Ghibli has a thing for birds and flying animals.

Bong Joon Ho has a thing for food and the lack of it.

Both use these to represent freedom and obedience frequently. What the heck is going on in Eastern Asia?

OMB's Sting beer tastes like a banana Laffy Taffy and I can't decide if I should be offended, nauseous, impressed, or pleased

Super glad I put "Drake sues the NFL" on my bingo card

I can't believe that random guy just killed Crash and The Boys!! I had 20k on them winning the T.I.B.B.

Mewtwo is a great example of how sometimes, we need to learn the same lessons over and over and over again

Watching older movies sucks because the planes always have huge seats

I just directly compared my boss to a hermit crab send help