AK-Acrobat (He/Him)
ak-acrobat.bsky.social
AK-Acrobat (He/Him)
@ak-acrobat.bsky.social
He/him

LVL 31 — Husband — Father — Writer — Nerd — self-proclaimed chef — Veteran — Future owner of a quaint coffee shop. Check out hcoffeehouse.com
The things I’ll do to win a card game (card says post selfie to go up a level)
July 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s finally here! Our character reveals on Beaver League with two of the best announcers in the business @therealguyjudge.bsky.social and @tuckleberries

www.twitch.tv/guyjudge
GuyJudge - Twitch
Beaver League SEASON 4 KICKOFF! !beaverleague !merch
www.twitch.tv
July 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My personality composition based on shows/books/games that raised me with no explanations:

10% Gregory House
5% Uncle Iroh
5% Stiles (Teen Wolf)
10% Lucas Scott
5% Joel Miller (TLOU)
10% Elijah Mikaelson
15% Prince Zuko
10% Tom Welling as Clark Kent
30% Matt Bomber as Neal Caffrey
June 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Whatever you’re going through, I hope it makes you wiser, stronger, and more capable. I hope the effort sends you so high and so far that those who wronged you can do nothing but fade on the horizon as you reach your goals.
March 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fox News is just Cocomelon for people who say they “don’t see color.”
February 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
People who don’t taste soap: what does cilantro taste like?
February 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The interesting thing about “woke” as the catch-all for progressive views is that it’s accurate.
While the generation that needed a reminder to know where their kids were are honkshoo mimimiming, the current reality and historical patterns keep us in a constant state of vigilance. Awake if you will
February 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Benefits of being a DM- Part One
✨God complex (realizing how sand boxy the sandbox can get)
✨Create intricate political subplots and intriguing NPCs (just for them to insight check a wall because you hiccuped when describing the room)
✨Flirt with your friends
February 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hear me out:
Escape rooms but it’s the only way to get to the voter’s booth.
“Solve these riddles three to prove your IQ is high enough to make decisions that effect the entire countryyy”
February 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m tired of this grandpa
February 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If you aren’t charging your crystals in the pale moonlight and ready to mildly inconvenience your enemies in a metaphysical fight what are you even doing.
February 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I think everything went downhill when we collectively ditched MySpace. Tom would never have treated us this way.
February 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Post your favorite Pokémon - I’ll go first
a cartoon of a dog standing on top of a rock with hk written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a dog standing on top of a rock with hk written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Wanting to take bets on the fall of the empire but also realizing that money won’t have any value if it does.
February 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh, to balance feral tendencies and intellectual pursuits… one is certainly winning, however, I am not.
February 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My neurospicy impulse to remain well informed is completely at odds with my desire to remain sane.
January 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bluesky: Here, please enjoy these posts your friends either created or liked. Hope you have a great day!

FB: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR HAIR? SYDNEY SWEENEY WANTS YOU TO WASH WITH OUR SOAP. TAKE THIS PROTEIN SUPPLEMENT BECAUSE SCIENCE SAYS YOU’LL DIE OTHERWISE.
January 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What radicalized you?

Literally A Bugs Life.
January 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Crunchy taco people: I accidentally ordered one at the Bell. What do you do with the shell after you’ve licked out all the good stuff? Asking for myself.
January 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Saw a quote today that said “the longer you ride the wrong train, the more expensive the trip home.” And damn.
January 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I get my best story ideas when I’m actively doing something. (I.e. driving winding roads or mid-workout on the only piece of equipment with a line 6 deep. Anyway, just listened back to my voice note. Unintelligible babbling and the words “just like before” written in the notes app.
December 21, 2024 at 8:05 PM
What do you think? Should we do a Pack Party New Years 2026? 2027? #collectorsbecollecting
December 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Better post something so I don’t look like a bot. Hmm welcome in if you like:

-Writing future banned books
-video games
-pokemon
-apocalypse prep
-intrusive thoughts
-dark humor
-darker humor
-thoughts on the cosmos and our place in it
November 23, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Reposted by AK-Acrobat (He/Him)
Come by stream today and participate in community day! We're also going away a Logitech G515 Keyboard because y'all have been taking advantage of some sub discounts and hit our goal!
Twitch.tv/guyjudge
#logitechgpartner
November 23, 2024 at 11:24 PM