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Allan James Vestal
@ajv.bsky.social
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Journalism, code & politics. Food idiot acolyte and ALX ward system anti-apologist.

(Crunchin' those numbers — and probably something with bacon on it too.)

He/Him.
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From The Top Rope meme, featuring Pipenv (the people’s champ).
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Pickles? I feel like Sir Alex chose his regnal name already.

(This store is great, please now take all of my money)
A regal, foot-feathered pigeon sits atop his chosen perch — an Amtrak sign which bears the name “Alex.”
August 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Sir Alex, in the golden hour.

Someone tossed him a few berries. He was curious, but ultimately not interested.
A Very Fancy Bird, clearly hatching some plot or another. The same Very Fancy Bird, angled further away from the camera. He has a greenish sheen on the back of his neck and you can see the long feathers that drape over his feet. The same Very Fancy Bird, walking away from a blueberry he decided was intriguing but not worth the effort. His feathered feet are even more visible in this photo.
August 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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VFB (I’m trying to make Sir Alex a thing, personally) was feeling a little shy from the adoring fans today!
A Very Fancy Bird taking refuge in the rafters of the train station. Not pictured: about four food containers and two water dishes set out for him.
August 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The real captain, just behind me in the second picture Jen posted (and perhaps @travisaniles.bsky.social’s twin, from the looks of it):

“Don’t worry. You’ll do fine. Only 30 souls in your hands. No sweat.”

Would still recommend.
A scruffy young (ish?) man and his lovely wife, sailing on Lake Michigan in the golden hour. The man is hanging onto a rope he’s been assured several times isn’t load-bearing. The same scruffy young (ish?) man, hanging onto the same rope on the same sailboat, which was built by a married couple and then sailed around the globe twice before landing in the Great Lakes. (Truly, it’s got a great story!) Smile: cracked, like the New Glarus Spotted Cow in hand.
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Well, if I must…
Another seasonal special bagel from Call Your Mother (the same strawberries, strawberry cream cheese and Nutella on a challah bagel). The “Challah at Your Mama,” as the menu calls it.
May 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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We shall fight on the beaches!

We shall fight on the landing grounds!

We shall fight in the pizza parlors!

(staff whispers to the PM)

(muffled mic) Wait. Really? It’s all just full of pizza?

We shall fight them in some pizza parlors!

And then the others!

We shall *never* hyphenate Del Ray!
Sir Winston Churchill, noted proponent of the Alexandria Empire
April 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Best capture of the footage aired by WRC:
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Sounds great! Hotdish night over here too (but ours is leftovers from our snowstorm cooking frenzy).
Fresh-from-the-oven Turkey Trot Tater Tot Hotdish circa two days ago. Leftover forecast: super promising.
January 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Ehh. It sunk a little, still a quality bake in my book.
Cheddar, thyme and chive loaf that may have fallen in on itself just a bit after the initial photo was taken — but which is a) fully baked and b) fully entaste-ilated.
January 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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“But how will I know we’re back in Alexandria?”
Negroni, focaccia and crudo, somehow enjoyed on a certain ALX establishment’s patio on the 30th day of December. Hot boozy cider and a marcona almond tart being enjoyed on the same patio. Nearby the remnants of a prosciutto, arugula, parmesan and balsamic pizza await devouring for lunch tomorrow. A dog named Gouda waits patiently for her pizza.
December 31, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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About time we proposed common-sense, Midwestern solutions to our dessert shortage.

Shout out to Taco John’s and their Apple Grande, a true pioneer in this space [and, um, did].
Advertisement for Taco John’s Apple Grande, a sensible dessert that “features a cinnamon-sugar tortilla topped with warm apple filling, cheddar cheese and cinnamon/candy spice.”
December 28, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Also:
An earlier skeet of Joe's, altered to ask, "Who up doxxing their meat hook-up?"
December 23, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Oh good! Finally someone On Here who’s specifically seeking the type of content I post.
BAD TAKE is now following me.
December 15, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Belatedly glad I didn’t make this impulse purchase at Hy-Vee just before Thanksgiving…
A shelf at The Finest Grocery Chain In America’s Middle West, featuring six-packs of something called Donna’s Pickle Beer. It holds itself out to be “The finest brine,” and promises that I will “Relish every sip. “
December 11, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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@jenvestal.bsky.social This you?
A text-message thread. Player 1: "I think we need to buy and immediately freeze a bunch of these" Player 2: "Holy god" Player 2: "Which ones?" Jen — oops, Player 1: "I mean pylsur, Gruyère, chistorra and possibly sesame chicken" An email forwarded to your dashing hero by one Jennifer Vestal today. Subject line: "Are you a Chorizohead?"
November 23, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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So knowing that, how would ALX have chosen its council under a ward syste---

Oh hey, would you look at that?

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A table of how Allan's proposed wards would have voted in the 2024 general election for city council. In all eight wards, all six Democrats would have been elected. The Republican and Independent candidates finished seventh through ninth in all wards.
November 11, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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So. Voters chose one Independent candidate in three precincts, one Republican in one precinct and one Independent in that same precinct.

That means, in the 29 remaining precincts, the voters chose all Democrats to be on council.

What's the outlook for wards, then?

(Brief pause...)

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A map showing precincts that voted for Roy Byrd to be on council (shaded pink). The farthest east and south of those, the City Hall precinct, also voted for the other Republican and Independent candidate to be on council as two of their other six votes.
November 11, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Byrd won the George Mason School precinct, particularly highlighted in his shade of blue here.

He also placed in the top six at City Hall (earning the #2 berth) and Temple Beth El (#5).

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A map of Alexandria's 32 precincts showing where Roy Byrd won the #1 spot — or won a place in the top six — in the general election for city council in November 2024. One area — between Russell Road, Braddock Road, Cameron Mills Road and Glebe Road (with a little hopping between those last two) is solidly blue. This was the precinct Byrd won. City Hall precinct in Old Town is a lighter blue, as is Temple Beth El further west. These are where Byrd "placed" for our purposes — if the city had voted like these precincts, he'd have won a spot on council.
November 11, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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So ... how did everything shake out?

Well, all six Democrats won election, and it wasn't particularly close.

The six Dems all got between 12,000 and 15,400 votes.

The next highest vote-getter got less than 7,300 votes.

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A table showing the vote counts in the general election for Alexandria city council in November. Sarah Bagley won the most votes of any candidate, with (currently) 15,351 votes. The candidate who had the lowest votes but was still elected won 12,145 votes — a gap of 3,206 between first and sixth place. The next highest-finishing candidate won 7,263 votes — a gap of 4,882 votes between sixth and seventh place.
November 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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They wouldn't have voted particularly well if you're Amy Jackson, it turns out.

Gaskins would have won each. By closer margins, to be fair — just >7 pts in the top 4 precincts and just >11 pts in the top 8 — but again, we would have gotten the same top-line result here as citywide.

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A table showing how the four precincts most favorable to Vice Mayor Amy Jackson would have voted in the Democratic primary for Mayor in June, relative to the other precincts citywide and the entire city's vote count. Gaskins would have won this "ward" by 2,600 votes, or 7.35 percent. A table showing how the eight precincts most favorable to Vice Mayor Amy Jackson would have voted in the Democratic primary for Mayor in June, relative to the other precincts citywide and the entire city's vote count. Gaskins would have won this "ward" by 5,717 votes, or just over 11 percent.
November 11, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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To get to the top 8, you'd add (still ordered):

- City Hall
- Charles Barrett Center
- Blessed Sacrament Church
- Douglas MacArthur School

So .. how would those wards based on political views and not geography have voted?

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A similar map, expanded to show the eight precincts where Jackson had the highest vote share in the primary. In addition to what was shaded in the prior image, City Hall precinct near the waterfront has been shaded in, and three other precincts in the city's center have as well.
November 11, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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So let's go even further. Geographic contiguousness be damned, let's make a ward based solely on the 4 or 8 precincts with the highest support levels for Jackson in the mayoral primary.

This year, the top 4 would be (in order):

- George Mason
- ACHS
- Temple Beth El
-The View Alexandria

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A map showing the four precincts where Vice Mayor Amy Jackson had the highest vote share among all 32 precincts in the Democratic primary for Mayor in June. Three are toward the center of the city, one is in the northwest corner.
November 11, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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For context, Gaskins won citywide by 29–30 pts.

You could argue Ward 4 could be competitive — especially if there were only two names on the ballot.

But when two well-known officials are on the ballot and every part of the city goes the same way by 10+ pts, that's a tough case to make.

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A table showing citywide results in the Democratic primary for Mayor in June. Gaskins won nearly 60% of the vote, Jackson won almost 30% and Peterson won just over 10.5% of the vote.
November 11, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Here are the wards again, numbered this time, with the mayoral results we would have seen in each this past June.

In all eight wards, Gaskins would have won more votes than Jackson and Peterson combined.

The most competitive wards would have seen margins of Gaskins +12, +21 and +21.

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The same map of possible wards, now numbered 1–8. Of particular note, "Ward One" includes those precincts south of Oronoco Street in Old Town, "Ward Four" captures the Seminary-to-Braddock corridor and "Ward Five" represents the area from the Taylor Run neighborhood to Jordan Street and Seminary Road to the city's southern border. A table showing the vote percentages each of the three mayoral candidates would have received in the Democratic primary in June, had results been tabulated by these wards. Gaskins would have won all wards, most by at least 29 points. She would have only won Wards One and Five by about 21 percent, and Ward Four by about 12 percent. A table showing the vote totals each of the three mayoral candidates would have received in the Democratic primary in June, had results been tabulated by these wards. Again, Gaskins would have won all wards. She would have won Ward One by 568 votes, Ward Four by 354 votes and Ward Five by 532 votes. (These were the most favorable wards for Jackson.)
November 11, 2024 at 12:39 AM