OH LORD THE BREADSTICKS

I was hoping for this tweet when I saw the beginning of the thread 🤣

I was tempted to go look up why he did that, but decided to keep my peace today instead

Sending positive vibes your way ☹️

Once I'm shoveling, I can't stop. Might as well. Lol.

I’m not like other men. I’m a *cool* (scalding-hot shower) man.

I had to work full time mapping poop during the last shutdown so we could submit poop maps to the administration to get permission to close day use areas, which was also very very stupid lol

Vandalism wasn't a valid reason for closures but I guess the ick factor got through to DC

You don't inject your burgers like a custard donut?

Free software projects don't bid on RFPs. The proper solution is for governments to fix their bad IT policies, but in the meantime, FOSS projects are doing nobody any favors by declining to allow governments to pay for software if they want to.