AJ Mass
@ajmass.bsky.social
ESPN Fantasy and Sports Betting editor. As seen in Errol Morris' film
BEING MR. MET. Author, YES IT'S HOT IN HERE. "It can only good happen."
BEING MR. MET. Author, YES IT'S HOT IN HERE. "It can only good happen."
Slava Ukraini! Off to the final qualifying playoff round. #WorldCup2026
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Slava Ukraini! Off to the final qualifying playoff round. #WorldCup2026
"Each opportunity for escape was undermined by his certainty that things were about to go back to normal, that this savage new reality could not hold.” ― Colson Whitehead
In other words... vote!
In other words... vote!
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Each opportunity for escape was undermined by his certainty that things were about to go back to normal, that this savage new reality could not hold.” ― Colson Whitehead
In other words... vote!
In other words... vote!
Walk off balk? Why not?
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Walk off balk? Why not?
Daring to feel optimistic for the first time in a bit...
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Daring to feel optimistic for the first time in a bit...
@ajhackwith.bsky.social Just discovered “Library of Unwritten Books.” What an absolute delight! Can’t wait to get the rest of the series.
October 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@ajhackwith.bsky.social Just discovered “Library of Unwritten Books.” What an absolute delight! Can’t wait to get the rest of the series.
Still have one episode to go, but boy did we not need #AliceInBorderland S3. #VeryDisappointed
October 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Still have one episode to go, but boy did we not need #AliceInBorderland S3. #VeryDisappointed
I go back and forth constantly in my head between "thank goodness he's so dumb, because if he were smart, we'd be doomed" and "his stupidity is going to get us all killed before he kicks the bucket."
October 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I go back and forth constantly in my head between "thank goodness he's so dumb, because if he were smart, we'd be doomed" and "his stupidity is going to get us all killed before he kicks the bucket."
I still think the NFL should add a crossbar on top of the goalposts to "complete the rectangle" and require all kicks to be inside said rectangle to be considered good. Tired of seeing refs craning their necks to see if a kick blasted two feet over the top of a goalpost is good. Foolishness!
September 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I still think the NFL should add a crossbar on top of the goalposts to "complete the rectangle" and require all kicks to be inside said rectangle to be considered good. Tired of seeing refs craning their necks to see if a kick blasted two feet over the top of a goalpost is good. Foolishness!
So this means we have the #BB28 theme in place, right? Four "masterminds" er, coaches are sitting right there in Jesse, Frankie, Eric... and Rachel.
a man wearing a black tank top that says hartbur on it
ALT: a man wearing a black tank top that says hartbur on it
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September 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
So this means we have the #BB28 theme in place, right? Four "masterminds" er, coaches are sitting right there in Jesse, Frankie, Eric... and Rachel.
@bencollins.bsky.social Honored? to be a part of your project, even if only in this very small way. #MrMet (LIES! I never even went to STATEN Island.)
September 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social Honored? to be a part of your project, even if only in this very small way. #MrMet (LIES! I never even went to STATEN Island.)
If you were a regular at Cheers, you'd think Norm Peterson was the most famous person in the world.
September 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If you were a regular at Cheers, you'd think Norm Peterson was the most famous person in the world.
Zingbot’s entire appearance this season should be him saying “Nah, I’m good.” and hanging up on production. #100percentidiots #BB27
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Zingbot’s entire appearance this season should be him saying “Nah, I’m good.” and hanging up on production. #100percentidiots #BB27
Vince explaining this veto comp reminds me of Dave Foley in this sketch. #BB27
The Kids in the Hall - McGuillicutty and Green
YouTube video by Paul Bellini
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September 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Vince explaining this veto comp reminds me of Dave Foley in this sketch. #BB27
So, I've finally seen the #BB27 elimination.
The most frustrating thing is that I can now see what the producers were going for -- a new way to present a "fast forward week" that we'd usually see on double eviction night.
And they were so close to getting what they wanted...
The most frustrating thing is that I can now see what the producers were going for -- a new way to present a "fast forward week" that we'd usually see on double eviction night.
And they were so close to getting what they wanted...
September 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
So, I've finally seen the #BB27 elimination.
The most frustrating thing is that I can now see what the producers were going for -- a new way to present a "fast forward week" that we'd usually see on double eviction night.
And they were so close to getting what they wanted...
The most frustrating thing is that I can now see what the producers were going for -- a new way to present a "fast forward week" that we'd usually see on double eviction night.
And they were so close to getting what they wanted...
#SurvivorAustraliavsWorld, if produced by the #BB27 team:
"To start the auction... Luke, you've won a special scroll. Read it."
"You can end the auction for one player of your choice... Hmmm. I, uh... Boy this is tough... I choose Parvati."
"Parvati, you have been eliminated from Survivor."
"To start the auction... Luke, you've won a special scroll. Read it."
"You can end the auction for one player of your choice... Hmmm. I, uh... Boy this is tough... I choose Parvati."
"Parvati, you have been eliminated from Survivor."
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
#SurvivorAustraliavsWorld, if produced by the #BB27 team:
"To start the auction... Luke, you've won a special scroll. Read it."
"You can end the auction for one player of your choice... Hmmm. I, uh... Boy this is tough... I choose Parvati."
"Parvati, you have been eliminated from Survivor."
"To start the auction... Luke, you've won a special scroll. Read it."
"You can end the auction for one player of your choice... Hmmm. I, uh... Boy this is tough... I choose Parvati."
"Parvati, you have been eliminated from Survivor."
Me, while watching the final tribal. #SurvivorAustraliaVsWorld
September 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Me, while watching the final tribal. #SurvivorAustraliaVsWorld
Why on earth did the VMA’s bother to censor Busta Rhymes’ performance? Anyone who might be offended turned it off once they announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, Busta Rhymes.”
September 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Why on earth did the VMA’s bother to censor Busta Rhymes’ performance? Anyone who might be offended turned it off once they announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, Busta Rhymes.”
“Next week on Survivor… each of you will have to replicate this native delicacy in 15 minutes.”
“Next week on Love is Blind. Congrats, Izzy. You’ve found the special ‘peek’ power.”
“Next week on Love is Blind. Congrats, Izzy. You’ve found the special ‘peek’ power.”
September 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Next week on Survivor… each of you will have to replicate this native delicacy in 15 minutes.”
“Next week on Love is Blind. Congrats, Izzy. You’ve found the special ‘peek’ power.”
“Next week on Love is Blind. Congrats, Izzy. You’ve found the special ‘peek’ power.”
Lost in all this (righteous) #BB27 outrage was the fact that earlier this season on #ProjectRunway, they made the designers VOTE SOMEONE OUT! What the hell is wrong with all these producers?
September 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Lost in all this (righteous) #BB27 outrage was the fact that earlier this season on #ProjectRunway, they made the designers VOTE SOMEONE OUT! What the hell is wrong with all these producers?
Well well well.
a man says " i 'm on the hunt , i 'm after you "
Alt: a man says " i 'm on the hunt , i 'm after you "
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August 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Well well well.
“I’m fully expecting the bullpen to blow this one.” - Me, in Facebook memories from this date in 2008!
The more things change… #MetsGonnaMet
The more things change… #MetsGonnaMet
August 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“I’m fully expecting the bullpen to blow this one.” - Me, in Facebook memories from this date in 2008!
The more things change… #MetsGonnaMet
The more things change… #MetsGonnaMet