ajmason.bsky.social
@ajmason.bsky.social
Not jock enough to be a werewolf, not flamboyant enough to be a vampire.
Zombie it is, then.
Ducktales/Darkwing Duck
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"This kind of power was a mistake."
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Wait, card games on motorcycles
a man in a suit and tie says " hold up what huh "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " hold up what huh "
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Luigi'd!
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Yogi (I had a yoghurt)
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
October 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Don't worry. I'm sure he's being sarcastic.

(You are being sarcastic, right?)
September 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Also, hope you don't mind, but I'm calling her Lil'lyggoth.
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Soda,sour,dry.
It's lit. You can't deny
a woman in a red bikini is giving a thumbs up
ALT: a woman in a red bikini is giving a thumbs up
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
How does it feel for two of your predictions to be spot-on?
July 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
What is it with you and complete tonal whiplash?
June 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
At least you light up every room you walk into.
June 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM