à la vex (pronounced Al Levesque)
@ajle.bsky.social
Blahmerican parlancer & pinky-ringed cringedustrialist, à la vex is best unknown for its academic work in humorless dadaisms, overwrought self-descriptors, & an absurd fixation on a single jomamma joke: jomamma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
Its rad that he's still at it... most recently was surprised to see him in the action / horror VFW (which I believe I reviewed a couple/few years back)
June 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Its rad that he's still at it... most recently was surprised to see him in the action / horror VFW (which I believe I reviewed a couple/few years back)
Hey now. In fairness, the voters have spoken, and we mandated these politicians - who were in their 40's before the internet existed - to write no more than two sternly worded letters per session.
Do you even realize how terse the language was in those first two letters? By golly, man!
Do you even realize how terse the language was in those first two letters? By golly, man!
June 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Hey now. In fairness, the voters have spoken, and we mandated these politicians - who were in their 40's before the internet existed - to write no more than two sternly worded letters per session.
Do you even realize how terse the language was in those first two letters? By golly, man!
Do you even realize how terse the language was in those first two letters? By golly, man!
already showing as $30
May 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
already showing as $30
Every dem and independent could line up behind impeachment, and it’ll still never make it to the floor until the reds aren’t in majority control of the house and senate… so like, at least 21 months before there’s even a chance of getting that process off the ground :(
May 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Every dem and independent could line up behind impeachment, and it’ll still never make it to the floor until the reds aren’t in majority control of the house and senate… so like, at least 21 months before there’s even a chance of getting that process off the ground :(
maybe you shoulda sprinkled a couple sig heils between posts ... that prob woulda kept you in the good graces of the bots over on the twatter. 😅
April 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
maybe you shoulda sprinkled a couple sig heils between posts ... that prob woulda kept you in the good graces of the bots over on the twatter. 😅
Cheapest … mde versions are nice too b/c there’s usually no esrb blot on the cover, just the artwork
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March 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Cheapest … mde versions are nice too b/c there’s usually no esrb blot on the cover, just the artwork
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dude. ... I had rock show sat night, then I had an early AM load-in for a Sunday show that didn't end til 11p, and then up again for 6am this morn - I am currently in a theatre packed with about 500 first graders for The Magic School Bus... I def don't have the constitution for this shite
March 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
dude. ... I had rock show sat night, then I had an early AM load-in for a Sunday show that didn't end til 11p, and then up again for 6am this morn - I am currently in a theatre packed with about 500 first graders for The Magic School Bus... I def don't have the constitution for this shite
that's true. I had to immolate 2X before they would even consider certifying me as 'mentally, a wee bit off kilter' ... the first time they just thought I really really liked BBQ (if they bothered to ask I'd have explained my vegetarianism and prob have avoided that 2nd cookout) #sanityShmanity
March 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
that's true. I had to immolate 2X before they would even consider certifying me as 'mentally, a wee bit off kilter' ... the first time they just thought I really really liked BBQ (if they bothered to ask I'd have explained my vegetarianism and prob have avoided that 2nd cookout) #sanityShmanity
duckduckgo is my search engine of choice, but I'd bet that both of us show up in an internet search, and I know I haven't immolated... have you?
March 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
duckduckgo is my search engine of choice, but I'd bet that both of us show up in an internet search, and I know I haven't immolated... have you?
hey everyone! take a look at this #deathcultist get all tangled up defending immolation as a useful tool for change. #hegetsitthough
March 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
hey everyone! take a look at this #deathcultist get all tangled up defending immolation as a useful tool for change. #hegetsitthough
wait... shouldn't I already be aware... I mean, apparently some one set themselves on fire over this, so some social justice magic and a huge word of mouth campaign should've happened, no?
huh... maybe death isn't the answer after all.
#justsaynotodeathcults
huh... maybe death isn't the answer after all.
#justsaynotodeathcults
March 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
wait... shouldn't I already be aware... I mean, apparently some one set themselves on fire over this, so some social justice magic and a huge word of mouth campaign should've happened, no?
huh... maybe death isn't the answer after all.
#justsaynotodeathcults
huh... maybe death isn't the answer after all.
#justsaynotodeathcults
if immolation does create change, then how many immolations does it take to incarnate justice?
maybe if we line up all the persons ill enough to contemplate suicide & have em sign a slip that says their burning body should get karmically applied to ending war, then poof, we end all war?
maybe if we line up all the persons ill enough to contemplate suicide & have em sign a slip that says their burning body should get karmically applied to ending war, then poof, we end all war?
March 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
if immolation does create change, then how many immolations does it take to incarnate justice?
maybe if we line up all the persons ill enough to contemplate suicide & have em sign a slip that says their burning body should get karmically applied to ending war, then poof, we end all war?
maybe if we line up all the persons ill enough to contemplate suicide & have em sign a slip that says their burning body should get karmically applied to ending war, then poof, we end all war?
so... infinite more? we need infinite more death until we find justice and equity? death begets death... we are not in a better place b/c MLK was murdered. #deathcult
March 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
so... infinite more? we need infinite more death until we find justice and equity? death begets death... we are not in a better place b/c MLK was murdered. #deathcult
there's no hate here, to be sure; its always sad to see life snuffed, & an immolated life is indeed a snuffed life, a life no longer in the position to instigate change.
would you prefer your own kin to immolate? if the answer is no, then why sanctify this, or any, immolation?
would you prefer your own kin to immolate? if the answer is no, then why sanctify this, or any, immolation?
March 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
there's no hate here, to be sure; its always sad to see life snuffed, & an immolated life is indeed a snuffed life, a life no longer in the position to instigate change.
would you prefer your own kin to immolate? if the answer is no, then why sanctify this, or any, immolation?
would you prefer your own kin to immolate? if the answer is no, then why sanctify this, or any, immolation?
wow. how many more MLK's have to get shot for us to finally be free?
#deathcult
#deathcult
March 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
wow. how many more MLK's have to get shot for us to finally be free?
#deathcult
#deathcult
death begets death, friend... meaning if suicide isn't the answer, then neither is murder. Im not particularly spiritual, but I'd like to believe that I live in a world where our answers to every suffering isn't centered on death.
March 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
death begets death, friend... meaning if suicide isn't the answer, then neither is murder. Im not particularly spiritual, but I'd like to believe that I live in a world where our answers to every suffering isn't centered on death.
Suicide will never end war or open relevant dialogue; & it is certainly nothing to celebrate. IDK, maybe it does enact change that should be celebrated - but if that's the case, how many immolations would it take to end any given oppression? how many to end hunger? slavery? any -ism? #anyotherway
March 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Suicide will never end war or open relevant dialogue; & it is certainly nothing to celebrate. IDK, maybe it does enact change that should be celebrated - but if that's the case, how many immolations would it take to end any given oppression? how many to end hunger? slavery? any -ism? #anyotherway
Less valuable denotes there’s still profit to be gleaned off one’s info. best bet is to delete your profile. it’s not like you can’t set up a mastodon or bluesky or whatever & let your friends know where to find you without feeding the FB / Zuck beast. Just leave FB. They aren’t the only players.
February 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Less valuable denotes there’s still profit to be gleaned off one’s info. best bet is to delete your profile. it’s not like you can’t set up a mastodon or bluesky or whatever & let your friends know where to find you without feeding the FB / Zuck beast. Just leave FB. They aren’t the only players.
try the same thing, but with a blunt... the liquor prob just get ya angry ...
I think my solution tonight will be: hybrid blunt paired with a viewing of a home invasion horror like You're Next, where I can pretend im the heroine and the fkt-up fam are MAGA die hards.
I think my solution tonight will be: hybrid blunt paired with a viewing of a home invasion horror like You're Next, where I can pretend im the heroine and the fkt-up fam are MAGA die hards.
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
try the same thing, but with a blunt... the liquor prob just get ya angry ...
I think my solution tonight will be: hybrid blunt paired with a viewing of a home invasion horror like You're Next, where I can pretend im the heroine and the fkt-up fam are MAGA die hards.
I think my solution tonight will be: hybrid blunt paired with a viewing of a home invasion horror like You're Next, where I can pretend im the heroine and the fkt-up fam are MAGA die hards.
if you enjoy tripping into a dystopian future filled with one-liners, visceral pre-cgi prop effect mutilations, neon hammer pants, a cartoonish interpretation of 80's punk aesthetic, and a murderous cyborg Pam Grier with a blowtorch arm and one rubber nipple showing the entire final act, then ...
February 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
if you enjoy tripping into a dystopian future filled with one-liners, visceral pre-cgi prop effect mutilations, neon hammer pants, a cartoonish interpretation of 80's punk aesthetic, and a murderous cyborg Pam Grier with a blowtorch arm and one rubber nipple showing the entire final act, then ...
Class of 1999 (1990)
I'm not sure how they pitched this thing, or where they came up with the budget for the gunpowder, wardrobe or the school they drive a bus into and blow up, but ...
I'm not sure how they pitched this thing, or where they came up with the budget for the gunpowder, wardrobe or the school they drive a bus into and blow up, but ...
February 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Class of 1999 (1990)
I'm not sure how they pitched this thing, or where they came up with the budget for the gunpowder, wardrobe or the school they drive a bus into and blow up, but ...
I'm not sure how they pitched this thing, or where they came up with the budget for the gunpowder, wardrobe or the school they drive a bus into and blow up, but ...