banner
ajlancaster.bsky.social
@ajlancaster.bsky.social
You think Jughead ever sucked dick for Jingle Jangle?
December 24, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Ate Quiznos today for the first time since first term Obama, AMA
December 19, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I Saw the TV Glow and Y2K are definitely making my top 10 of the year. Meaning Fred Durst is a major character in 2 of my favorite movies of the year.

Chat, how do I reconcile this with my sanity?
December 17, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Going down as my favorite book I’ve read this year. @jasonkpargin.bsky.social conducts a confluence of events that’s equal parts Tom Clancy, Jack Kerouac, Adult Swim Millennial absurdism, in what I consider a contemporary Breakfast Club of online community in the real world.
December 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Luigi Mangione is exactly what Sacha Baron Cohen would name an Italian assassin and y’all are not ready for the next installment in the Borat/Bruno/Ali G saga.
December 11, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Inside Out but Riley is Riley from TRAP (2024)
December 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
The Substance, but the Substance in question is Christmas cheer.
November 29, 2024 at 4:36 AM
*Watching Dear Santa* oh my god, they Bedazzled a child.
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Some words of encouragement around the holidays: If Daniel Jones is going to be okay, maybe you will be, too.
November 26, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Forever upset we didn’t get the Boston Bahbenheima
November 26, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I’m not saying Jared Goff is the most electric athlete on the planet, I’m just saying that no one ever successfully started a Michael Jordan chant at a hockey game.
November 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I’m not interested in seeing Wicked outside of having context to all those songs that kill the vibe at karaoke.
November 20, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Barry Keoghan explaining Balatro to Sabrina Carpenter: It’s sart of a dif’rent pookur.
November 18, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Football is better when JK Dobbins is healthy. Special player.
November 18, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 video games

4 favorite franchises, and my current favorites in each:
November 18, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Now that we’re over here, can we talk about diner that’s been serving coke the old fashioned way for 97 years? Like it’s been serving coke the old fashioned way for 97 years for at least 4 years, right?
November 17, 2024 at 5:02 AM
58 year old Mike Tyson really lost an officially sanctioned fight with someone less than half his age by a smaller margin on the score card than the cowboys closest game in that same stadium this season.
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 AM
We’ve sank pretty far if we’re hoping to get a moral victory from *checks notes* Mike Tyson tonight.
November 16, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Management: Normalize saying “do I hear boss fight music?” when an employee comes to you with a dissatisfied customer.
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
The Dragon Quest 3 GBC remake was the first ever game I bought with allowance I saved up when I was a kid—rode my bike to Kmart after school to buy a $30 game with $5s and $1s.

Tonight, I got off work to pick up my preorder of this gorgeous reimagining. Locking in for some cozy adventures.
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Reposted
November 13, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Megalopolis is my Roman Empire.
November 13, 2024 at 11:08 PM