I expect some level of this. I grew up with games like this. But I'm used to it including 7 yds/carry by a 250lb RB

I assume this is a glitch, but really describes Wisconsin's season that the leading passer is the kicker @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi

Also, what is this alt text suggestion?

I can't let Wisconsin lose to Minnesota, and I felt left out of the Dome War, so adding $50 - $.01 for each star hand-painted on the world's largest mechanical globe planetarium in the Northwoods of Wisconsin @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Donated $.10 (plus fees) for every rushing yard for the 2005 Wisconsin Badgers (Barry Alvarez's last year coaching) because we need to RETURN TO REAL WISCONSIN FOOTBALL

What the fuck did I do to deserve being added to this newsletter?

The engagement you're getting on this post is impressive....

Damn. I thought the brilliant repartee between me and @smarti9.bsky.social was really boosting my follow count, but turns out it's just porn bots