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Jillian Smith
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Sorry for partying.
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I’m going to need someone better at TV than me to build a map of the SNL seating chart for in depth analysis
February 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Maybe we all need a quick feed break with very cute critters
February 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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NIN “Survivalism” single art/design by me, 2007. #GlitchArt made from stills of the music vid I co-directed. In the album's fictional future, sweeps are conducted on citizens suspected of behavior deemed wrong by the Bureau of Morality, including protest art. Just some vibes that've been on my mind.
January 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Schiaparelli spring/summer 2025 Haute Couture #fashionsky
January 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
But have we considered Jasmine and Florian from 90DF properties as appointees to head something in foreign policy?
January 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I am immediately awaiting @paulscheer.com’s reaction to VD presenting at the Golden Globes
January 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A reminder to everyone: my dog is vv cute
January 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The 2025 we’ve been waiting for
January 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If anyone would like to discuss the Smashing Pumpkins performance at the Winter Classic, I am available.
December 31, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
We model now
December 29, 2024 at 3:01 PM
The implosion is happening even faster than expected! 👏
December 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
For my fellow skiers…

Just a reminder that Vail Resorts, a multi billion dollar company with a CEO paid over $6.6m annually, is unwilling to pay their ski patrollers fair wages.
December 28, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Wendell Berry. What a smarty pants! Looking for more paths than roads in the year ahead
December 27, 2024 at 10:27 PM
You want to have a wedding let alone a $600m wedding at 60 years old... Grow up
December 22, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Happy Solstice! As we think about intentions for the year ahead, I have been reflecting on the worst dining choice I made this year:
December 22, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I trust you guys more than anyone else on a social platform.

What TV/movies do I need to be watching?
December 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Things I wish for 2025: QR codes become universally hated again
December 21, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Stoners, let me improve your weekend: Someone uploaded their personal VHS recording of SIX HOURS of MTV's 1994 Beavis & Butt-head Moron-athon on @archive.org with commercials, Liquid TV & misc MTV shows: archive.org/details/beav...

I just quickly scanned it & found this hilariously dorky DOOM 2 ad:
December 21, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Only want talk to animal communicators who wish me a happy solstice. Everyone else go away.
December 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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I'm so tired and Trump hasn't even taken office yet
December 6, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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It‘s World AIDS day. Fuck Ronald Reagan and Peter Gauweiler, among others.
December 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
This is just an old Brian Fellows set, right?
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM