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He's got a leak.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Netflix wants to win Best Picture at the Oscars so bad that they won't abandon theaters.
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
No one wants to pay more in fuel costs, dipshit. No one.
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dumber than Enron trying to make excess bandwidth into a tradeable asset.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Had some nose beers with his lunch whiskey.
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's cool how on a long enough timeline quirky things like this happen.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
There's an IQ ceiling to work for this administration and it's double digits.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That's not how science works.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
He loves tall, dark, handsome with a beard.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The GOP has a Nazi FEATURE.
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
His filter is failing. Might get an N-word out of him soon.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bro is shook
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Let's get you into prison, Grandpa.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If downdetector is down, just go back to bed.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I don't care about her. I just want her vote.
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM