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Writer. Words: The New Yorker, MAD Magazine, Weekly Humorist, The Noise, Syfy
Discredit the pubis!
February 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Discredit the pubis!
Scheduling surgery for my deviated rectum
January 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Scheduling surgery for my deviated rectum
Hey, Margaret! God, here!
Sorry about your period and shit.
Best,
God
Sorry about your period and shit.
Best,
God
January 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hey, Margaret! God, here!
Sorry about your period and shit.
Best,
God
Sorry about your period and shit.
Best,
God
Whoever brought these deviled eggs to this orgy completely stole the show.
January 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Whoever brought these deviled eggs to this orgy completely stole the show.
Did you know that Luigi Mangione's entire manifesto is just the lyrics to Sister Christian by Night Ranger?
January 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Did you know that Luigi Mangione's entire manifesto is just the lyrics to Sister Christian by Night Ranger?
Just had my face and genitals ripped off by a chimp again.
January 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just had my face and genitals ripped off by a chimp again.
One time I met Osama Bin Laden at a Burger King in Halifax.
January 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
One time I met Osama Bin Laden at a Burger King in Halifax.
My memory foam mattress has dementia.
January 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My memory foam mattress has dementia.
One of the craziest coincidences in my life is that everyone I've ever "eaten out" was named Nick Nolte and none of them were Nick Nolte.
January 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
One of the craziest coincidences in my life is that everyone I've ever "eaten out" was named Nick Nolte and none of them were Nick Nolte.
My perineum is straight vibin
January 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My perineum is straight vibin