Andy Cimino
@ajcimino.bsky.social
Software developer, record collector, community radio DJ.
KKKaroline is so mad! Fired, and THEN investigated! That'll show those Antifa escalator operators!
September 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
KKKaroline is so mad! Fired, and THEN investigated! That'll show those Antifa escalator operators!
Have yourself a Pythagorean day.
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Have yourself a Pythagorean day.
BREAKING! Trump deports kid who mowed the lawn in the Rose Garden! "It's paved - why did I ever pay you to mow it?! Crooked agricultural workers! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!"
August 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
BREAKING! Trump deports kid who mowed the lawn in the Rose Garden! "It's paved - why did I ever pay you to mow it?! Crooked agricultural workers! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!"
Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Potsdam Conference, where Churchill, Truman, and Stalin got together for a real hootenanny.
July 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Potsdam Conference, where Churchill, Truman, and Stalin got together for a real hootenanny.
Oh NOES! Don wants all Coke to be Mexican, so he can tariff it, or deport it, or something!
July 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh NOES! Don wants all Coke to be Mexican, so he can tariff it, or deport it, or something!
What's all this ruckus I hear about a Trump phone?
June 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What's all this ruckus I hear about a Trump phone?
This guy wins the Internet.
June 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This guy wins the Internet.
Time to get ready for the big parade.
June 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Time to get ready for the big parade.
I hear truck drivers now have to be proficient in English, rather than Gibberish.
April 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I hear truck drivers now have to be proficient in English, rather than Gibberish.
We HAD economic prosperity, and your first 100 days have been fraught with disaster, but thanks Captain Covfefe!
April 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We HAD economic prosperity, and your first 100 days have been fraught with disaster, but thanks Captain Covfefe!
The country is being run by spiteful, bullying children.
April 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The country is being run by spiteful, bullying children.
"Narnia no longer will rob us blind!"
April 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Narnia no longer will rob us blind!"
Senator Susan Collins actually said that the group chat fiasco was "Inconceivable".
March 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Senator Susan Collins actually said that the group chat fiasco was "Inconceivable".
What will go wrong THIS week?
March 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What will go wrong THIS week?
