Alex
ajburlap.bsky.social
Alex
@ajburlap.bsky.social
Lover of good things. Hater of bad things. Kinda indifferent on neutral things.

~he/him
We need to do everything we can as a society to keep Cronenberg and Attenborough safe, we're losing too many of our greatest Davids
January 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I didn't say that. I actually think it was performative for the group of friends she was with who were all giggling whenever anything sexy happened. You've already decided I'm a creep tho for some reason so I'm not gonna waste anymore time talking to you.
December 26, 2024 at 4:07 AM
When they're literally sitting right next to you and performatively jerking their entire body around every other minute then yeah you'll probably notice that. But sure, I only noticed what the person sitting next to me was doing because I'm a creep 🙄
December 26, 2024 at 3:33 AM
???
December 26, 2024 at 3:16 AM
When I saw Hit Man in theatres there was a girl next to me who was very visibly doing exaggerated full-body cringes anytime anything remotely sexual happened. Why do people go see movies that they know are sexual in nature and then act so weird when sex happens? I don't get it lmao
December 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Probably look around for a few minutes and then leave for a few months again, unless I happen to see some cool Posting™️.
November 16, 2024 at 2:57 PM