ajbeard.bsky.social
@ajbeard.bsky.social
First it’s sugar free energy drinks, then it’s chemical warfare
April 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Trying to find a rabbits tear in a petrol spill
April 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My memory is foggy, it is like picking pollen of a mouses handkerchief
April 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
That’s the bees knees
April 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Hay fever
April 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I’m afraid these things have a sort of potency that means my hay feather is back
April 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just another day at the office
April 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I had a vision of some sort of Lego land discovery centre being built in Manchester
March 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I’m going to wing it
March 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
4 followers and counting, thanks to everyone putting their trust in me
March 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Is it just me or is the jet lag starting to kick in
March 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is just a drop in the ocean compared to what I’m going to post tomorrow
March 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In a perfect world my front door would stay unlocked
March 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If I’m here and you’re there then who keeps locking my front door
March 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Did anyone just see that ?
March 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why do monkeys find climbing so fun? I don’t see what all the fuss is about?
March 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What’s a drop set and how do you spell it
March 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Who’s up for a drink later ?
March 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Does anyone know woman’s number I just spoke to
March 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
At the gym, think the world is at my feet
March 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Should I lift 2kg or 5kg
March 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hello to my 2 followers
March 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
One day I’ll go back in time. To stop all this from happening
March 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Here’s a piece of wisdom:
Give a man a fish feed him for a day, but if you give a man a fishing rod, and you sort of show him how to use it and do it all properly, and give him all the proper equipment and things that he’ll need then you’ll feed him for the rest of his life
March 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If I was only little I think I’d drive a scaletrix
March 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM