Wearing the right perfume or cologne for what I’m writing… and I only know it’s “right” by feel or mood. Hard to explain.

Uh, pardon me, mister man, but I still have manuscripts in progress & your services are required. You think you can escape me via Rapture? How very dare.

I have indeed, but it’s not cool to post my unfiltered likeness. At least let me put on my lipstick before I express the depth of my displeasure to the masses, eh?

The Marnie Baranuik Files, by @ajaalto.bsky.social (audiobook narration by Amy McFadden, who was spectacular)

I am *absolutely* biased, as I edited these goofy, heartfelt, hilariously-profane paranormal romance novels.

Buy her books! Feed my cats!

Oh yeah. That’s the good stuff, right there.

Spinach! Raw & cooked!