Never would a person change their tune quicker from “Get that cunt back in his box” to “Oh fuck off, he’s only an inch outside his little box, you jobsworth bell” than me if that ever happened.

Hark at the man who wants the world on a silver platter, here.

90 goals for United (thanks Wikipedia) and no one will convince me differently that 89 were against Everton.

Oh you’ll make up for it next week, don’t worry about that.

Yours

An Everton fan.

What big mistakes? You’re just making things up now. Stop embarrassing yourself.

You’re obviously not ‘quite right though’ in the head if you think Pickford needs replacing. Jesus Christ.

Imagine the size of the lollipops he’s going to be having while the old ball and chain is away.

“Got cancer? Eat a banana. Broke your leg? Stroke a dog”
If it weren’t for the fact people are going to die because of this nutcase, it’d be hilarious.

Reckon this whole app is his biggest wind up yet.