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waistband so tight after the buffet it left a mark like a c section when i took my shorts off lmao i kinda mothered today
November 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
waistband so tight after the buffet it left a mark like a c section when i took my shorts off lmao i kinda mothered today
had to wait an extra 10 minutes at popeyes bc a customer was pissed at the worker for giving him all breast and no thighs
November 18, 2024 at 4:55 PM
had to wait an extra 10 minutes at popeyes bc a customer was pissed at the worker for giving him all breast and no thighs
me when i’m winning at tic tac toe
November 17, 2024 at 5:34 PM
me when i’m winning at tic tac toe
ordered takeout for myself and they packed four sets of utensils in the bag
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
ordered takeout for myself and they packed four sets of utensils in the bag
these coworker ass gifs…
November 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
these coworker ass gifs…
twitter and bluesky have a shared custody over me
November 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
twitter and bluesky have a shared custody over me
wait, if i’m on bluesky…and you’re on bluesky…then who’s flying this plane???
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM
wait, if i’m on bluesky…and you’re on bluesky…then who’s flying this plane???
The #LoveDontCostAThingChallenge STARTS NOW !!!! Can’t wait to see your renditions. ✨😎✨
November 15, 2024 at 2:07 PM
The #LoveDontCostAThingChallenge STARTS NOW !!!! Can’t wait to see your renditions. ✨😎✨
read oomf’s bluesky username out loud and my furniture started floating
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
read oomf’s bluesky username out loud and my furniture started floating
don’t worry babe thats my oomf in law twice removed on my moots side
November 14, 2024 at 9:08 AM
don’t worry babe thats my oomf in law twice removed on my moots side
10 likes on bluesky is like getting 10k likes on twitter
100 likes and you’re going on ellen
100 likes and you’re going on ellen
November 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
10 likes on bluesky is like getting 10k likes on twitter
100 likes and you’re going on ellen
100 likes and you’re going on ellen
this follower count reminds me of when i used to be a jack antonoff x trisha paytas stan account
November 14, 2024 at 1:06 AM
this follower count reminds me of when i used to be a jack antonoff x trisha paytas stan account
do you think this app’s called bluesky bc the twitter bird left its birdhouse and finally flew away
November 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
do you think this app’s called bluesky bc the twitter bird left its birdhouse and finally flew away
kim kardashian blocked this user
November 14, 2024 at 1:00 AM
kim kardashian blocked this user
my followers on this app
November 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
my followers on this app
Angelina Jolie had her real daughter act in Maleficent because all the other kids were too scared.
November 8, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Angelina Jolie had her real daughter act in Maleficent because all the other kids were too scared.
bluesky is like if an app was nonbinary
November 7, 2024 at 5:49 AM
bluesky is like if an app was nonbinary
the bluesky app icon is so unserious
July 3, 2023 at 4:51 PM
the bluesky app icon is so unserious
closed truth social bc troomf (truth oomf) posted a truth pic of joe biden blowing hunter biden 😭
July 3, 2023 at 4:36 PM
closed truth social bc troomf (truth oomf) posted a truth pic of joe biden blowing hunter biden 😭
bluesky feels like a padded cell
July 2, 2023 at 11:10 AM
bluesky feels like a padded cell
