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Best thing I heard today

"Everyday feels like a Nigerian Prince scam"

#fucktrump
February 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reposted
February 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Friend - "Hey, you look great!"
Me - " Thanks, it's called salmonella poisoning!"

I've never been this sick in my life. It's still better than reading the news every day.

#foodpoisoning #salmonella #helpme #newssuxks
February 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I wake up every morning wondering what human right is going to be taken away from myself, or my friends, today.
February 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
No one prepares you for when your child wants to stop sleeping with their special blanket 😭 #motherhood
February 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM