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#5 bus from new haven
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volunteering in a christmas parade and I need a last-minute costume. why is this a fucked-up and evil curly
Krampus costume. The listing does not include a mask. However, amongst the shitty photoshop Christmas background, the costumed Krampus appears to be wearing a mask of a pale and bloody Curly Howard from the Three Stooges.
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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merrio
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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osomatsu who was your favorite balloon at the macys parade this year
Osomatsu doing a Mario jump
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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wishing mom a happy thanksgiving
Sent to mom: 2020 Jerma fat ass thanksgiving video Mom: Who's this
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Moe turns to the patrons in the bar
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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what the fuck
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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looking up traffic safety PSAs for reference for a project and I found one with a guy who looks way too much like david byrne getting busted for having beer under his motorcycle helmet as allegory for "looking drunk"
Guy who looks way too much like David Byrne, wearing leather jacket and holding arrest placard. Apparently six feet tall?
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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SIX!! Slick and Weirdo do not exist, as well as any semblance of a band existing. The direction seems squarely in the interest of a love triangle between Mort, Kimberly, and Lance. Anything else that's not integral is gone. Also there's an Ojama Yuurei-kun thing going on here?? I CAN BLOW SHIT UP
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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FIVE!! as I was watching, I assumed this to either be Cyndi or Maureen. as the book scene indicates, there's no Cyndi or Kyle since Mort is an only child in this take, so this is either Maureen or a new onee-chan character. maybe this is Teen Life? that OC character I shat out a few years ago?
Female lead with Teen Death's book thing. Mort is no-clipping through a metal pole and is really red from the unfinished SFX. Drawing of Teen Life, a character I wanted to play a foil to Teen Death in my Mort pitch. She wasn't necessarily an angel, but a fae/niad-type character who represents life with greenery and plant motifs. Maybe you'll hear more from her someday.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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FOUR!! apparently, this movie would have involved Kimberly and a Sleeping Beauty "wake up with a kiss" plot. not sure how effective that would be, but it feels much in line with "My Boyfriend's Back" straddling the line between weirdo supernatural crap and romcom. also mort poochies his way up here
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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THREE!! seemingly, death would have played an integral role in the plot somehow? because mort wasn't supposed to die? idk. trailer mentions him getting sent to a not-Sheol shadowy place or something, so that's interesting. honestly not how I would have gone about it but
Computer desk. Red telephone, PC with spinning Jolly Roger-esque skull-and-scythes "SYSTEM FAILURE" graphic, nameplate reading "G. REAPER", and photo of Teen Death and his dad to the side.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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okay so im probably going to overanalyze the shit out of this. ONE! some things have changed for our fucked up buddy. no cyndi, no kyle, parents are not named Bruce and Wendy. also he doinks. a joint with mort would rock. TWO! this photo was from this footage!! what!!
Teen Death's weird book of deaths and stuff. Much different from Mort's Three Outcomes. Mort Graves Born: 11/20/85 M: K. Stewart F: G. Graves Broken finger, wrist Still a V. Studebaker Pot smoker High School student Sophmore (sic) Mort marries Kimberly One Boy, One Girl Mother dies at 80 Father dies at 70 Mistake Beach I might have posted this before but here's that picture that Larry Hama posted to his Facebook a few years back from this. Never thought I'd see the context of this
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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would you rather watch must-see tv or learn about its death
Osomatsu-kun on Crunchyroll being suggested to me through YouTube. Below is a suggestion to watch Channel Serfer's "The Death of Must See TV"
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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yoshi has the texture of a gummy shark. final opinion
Closeup of gummy shark texture, highlighting the scratchy porous surface blending with white underbelly color.
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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ophelia
Osomatsu-kun screencap. The Matsuno sextuplets retrieve a drowned Iyami from the public bath.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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jake jumbo-sized joints
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Osomatsu-kun screencap. Matsuzou Matsuno holding up Michael Jackson tickets, presumably from the Bad World Tour at the Budokan: "Hey, I got tickets to see Michael Jackson. Let's all go!'
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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the same guy I draw every week
Inked drawing of Mort Graves from...you know, that Dead Teenager comic? The one I don't shut up about even though it's 4 issues long?
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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trying to do a "real old fashioned Christmas" theming with my name rn but twitter's api is bugging out and I can't change this even though I would really like to
My Twitter page, with name set to "(Children) DADDY! DADDY!"
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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@realgdt.bsky.social your movies are awesome and you have wracked my nerves.
From the article. "A - "Good luck at the [Canadian] premiere tonight!" DT - "Thank you, hope to see you around!" Ah. "Hope to see you around." Ahh. Ahhhhh!! I don't get starstruck. After that sort of thing, I reflected on it as a cool thing that happened. Until I realized that this might have been the least mundane celebrity interaction I've ever had. I've met celebrities before. I've briefly talked with Jeff Daniels. I've shown Ryan Stiles where the stairs were. But I haven't had a run-in with someone internationally-known and renowned as Guillermo del Toro. And "hope to see you around"!! And that he thought my drawings were nice!! And---ah. I'm getting too worked up right now. I need to calm down. So I head on over to my next movie, waiting in the queue. A buddy of mine is there too, saying that one of Kevin Smith's companies contacted him that morning asking for him to be put on a project. What is going on?" Off to the side is the June 10, 1950 edition of Nancy, in which Sluggo is nearly hit by a falling safe, walking it off and shuddering "PHEW-W". A girl comes up to him, asking if she's seen him before on television (note that this was made when TV picture was very shitty and blurry.) The strip is captioned "Live footage of me going from 8K to 360p after meeting Del Toro".
October 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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if you laugh you go to hell
From the article. "Campbell said she'd generated the stickers using ChatGPT. She said she 'thought it was cute.' Her nickname has been 'Shelby Soup' forever, she said."
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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don't tell the police but I know who those three are and I'm sure there was a fourth who helped them cut some things
ABC News Facebook post. The Louvre Museum in Paris said it would remain closed on Sunday for "exceptional reasons," as two French ministers said an investigation was underway into a robbery. French Interior Minister Laurent Nunez said in a radio interview that several items were taken from the museum, calling their value "inestimable." At least three suspects appeared to have been involved, Nunez said, adding that some or all appeared to have entered the Apollon Gallery and to have taken jewels. He said they appeared to have used a construction ladder to enter or exit the building. The alleged robbery took about seven minutes, he said, and the suspects then fled on motorcycles.
October 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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new ai blog preview! i was in toronto last month for TIFF. how did that go, huh?
"Well, would'ja look at that! I've got a few hours to kill before my next movie I wanted to try to get into. How about we pay a visit to Toronto's famous Graffiti Alley? Several people were here today tagging and otherwise doodling on these hallowed walls, with some pretty big murals around including a King Dice from Cuphead, loving portraits of deceased family members, and a lot of general name-tags. I don't think I could ever get name-tagging or anything as thought-out as a tribute to a loved one done in the time I have (since I also have to get something to eat too...), so I pulled out Ol' Reliable: a dead teenager by the name of Mort Graves. A lot of him. And also some Matsuno sextuplets, but that was a more Toronto-oriented tagging project for me. If you see what appears to be one of those Osomatsu fucks somewhere in the city, hit me up. I left one on the walls of the stairwell at the Upstairs Black Market location. That's the only place I'll up and say it, but you gotta find the other five! (If they are, of course, still around.) Of the other drawings left, there was a Bart, a Homer, a Zenigata, and a Rayman. I don't think I got pictures of those, but I thought they were pretty fun. Let me know how they're holding up if you're in the Dot area." Photo to the left of a drawing of Mort on a lemon-lime colored brick wall, captioned "Find my Morts..."
October 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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it would be very funny if it ended like this but this actually does happen later on in this weird 80s osomatsu run
Hairy Marge from that awful THoH bit with the leprechaun: "What? Karamatsu is dead!"
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM