Welcome to the club! Membership includes squirrel jokes, regular to do list apocalypses, and cookies! 💜

Jokes aside, hope this diagnosis gives you some answers.

On top of that our humidity is super low. Combine synthetic fabric with pleather and low humidity -> I keep getting zapped.

And so does my fucking monitor, apparently.

I switched the pillow for testing purposes, and the issue is gone. I can get up without turning my monitor off.

Physics, WTF.

I have a pleather chair. I am also short. Due to ergonomics I added an extra cushion to my gaming chair so I could sit at a better height. (Yes, I need a booster seat to game without arm pain.)
The (made to order to fit my chair) cushion has a synthetic pillow case.

That sounds heavenly. <3

Oh no, the howling of despair… :D

American chocolate - even the „artisan“ high priced one - is just… not that good. Same with bread. (Also Milka has its place and fanbase, but it relates to good chocolate the same way Chipotle relates to authentic burritos. There is a market for both though. :D)

Let the mismatching item chaos beginnnn