J.W. Chapman
@aintdeadyeti.bsky.social
Out of fucks and they're on back order. Not patient with haters, whiners, magas, book-burners, purity cops and other deviates. Puppies? Well now.
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So this air traffic controller wakes up groggy & exhausted an hour and a half before their next unpaid shift, with no money in the bank and no prospect for a resolution, pours a cup of coffee and the first thing they see in the media is this photograph from Trump’s Halloween bash at Mar A Lago.
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November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
So this air traffic controller wakes up groggy & exhausted an hour and a half before their next unpaid shift, with no money in the bank and no prospect for a resolution, pours a cup of coffee and the first thing they see in the media is this photograph from Trump’s Halloween bash at Mar A Lago.
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Limp Johnson says the Dems are responsible for not sucking it up and passing a Republican budget without a single bipartisan provision, something I cannot remember ever happening in my lifetime. 3/
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Limp Johnson says the Dems are responsible for not sucking it up and passing a Republican budget without a single bipartisan provision, something I cannot remember ever happening in my lifetime. 3/
SNAP benefits are expiring while the Trump administration appeals a judicial ruling that would force him to pay. Congress is out of session because the fucking Pedo In Chief doesn’t want the Epstein files released. 2/
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
SNAP benefits are expiring while the Trump administration appeals a judicial ruling that would force him to pay. Congress is out of session because the fucking Pedo In Chief doesn’t want the Epstein files released. 2/
In which Trump claims to have a thought process
October 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In which Trump claims to have a thought process
Woman Narrowly Defeats Three Police Officers in “Biggest Dick” Contest.
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Woman Narrowly Defeats Three Police Officers in “Biggest Dick” Contest.
The guy didn’t think it was as funny as I did 😁
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The guy didn’t think it was as funny as I did 😁
I used to do that until one day the engineer hit the brakes unexpectedly and I wound up in some guy's lap.
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I used to do that until one day the engineer hit the brakes unexpectedly and I wound up in some guy's lap.
I’m thinking he hasn’t gotten the hate he deserves since his daddy looked down on him lying in his mother’s arms and said “Ugly little spud, isn’t he?”
September 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m thinking he hasn’t gotten the hate he deserves since his daddy looked down on him lying in his mother’s arms and said “Ugly little spud, isn’t he?”
Bitter tediosity is what I’m here for.
September 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bitter tediosity is what I’m here for.
Kamala Harris said Putin would eat Trump for lunch. She was wrong. They never made it to lunch.
August 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kamala Harris said Putin would eat Trump for lunch. She was wrong. They never made it to lunch.
Humliate whoever is left by installing witless toadies at the top.
Sashay in in that ridiculous coif and dangling red tie, with the ushakeable confidence of an utter fool
The facts don’t care, and the consequences will arrive in due time.
Sashay in in that ridiculous coif and dangling red tie, with the ushakeable confidence of an utter fool
The facts don’t care, and the consequences will arrive in due time.
August 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Humliate whoever is left by installing witless toadies at the top.
Sashay in in that ridiculous coif and dangling red tie, with the ushakeable confidence of an utter fool
The facts don’t care, and the consequences will arrive in due time.
Sashay in in that ridiculous coif and dangling red tie, with the ushakeable confidence of an utter fool
The facts don’t care, and the consequences will arrive in due time.
“Marine propulsion unit fully deployed, Cap’n”
August 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Marine propulsion unit fully deployed, Cap’n”
I get it, but if she offers to turn you on to a can’t miss crypto investment scheme, run away!
July 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I get it, but if she offers to turn you on to a can’t miss crypto investment scheme, run away!
Not to mix metaphors but if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
July 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Not to mix metaphors but if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
Just another example of DHS incompetence, going to Fox News for this when they should be going to Hanna-Barbera.
June 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Just another example of DHS incompetence, going to Fox News for this when they should be going to Hanna-Barbera.
I saw the pic before I saw who posted it, and I’m like hey! Joyce White Vance got a new chicken!
June 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I saw the pic before I saw who posted it, and I’m like hey! Joyce White Vance got a new chicken!
The boob that is strong does not wither
March 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The boob that is strong does not wither
A young nephew of mine once announced that they were going off to Fucky Fried Chicken.
March 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
A young nephew of mine once announced that they were going off to Fucky Fried Chicken.
What does that make road apples?
March 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
What does that make road apples?
“I’m worried about that second molar”
March 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“I’m worried about that second molar”
No Democrat, and no Democratic organization, including the DNC, DCCC, or anything that starts with the letter D, is gonna get one rusty dime from me while Chuck Schumer remains minority leader. Gutless.
March 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
No Democrat, and no Democratic organization, including the DNC, DCCC, or anything that starts with the letter D, is gonna get one rusty dime from me while Chuck Schumer remains minority leader. Gutless.