This fucking pope, man.

I might actually say a blessing for him.

Blood Moon Eclipse on Pi Day?

Fuck yeah!

Calls for a Blood Orange Eclipse Pi(e)!

I will be reviewing recipes, if you need me.

Please.

For the love of god.

Do NOT release this kraken.

🤮

I am so angry at how unpleasant that burned...

Update:

It's beautiful!

Black garlic gochujang focaccia.

Test batch came out edible.

Here's hoping we get something good out of this other guy. 🤤

#focaccia #letitrise

50 states. 50 capitols. 1 protest.

I was so happy to be back out, at artwalk, last night. And, I love the community that it has built. So many talented artists, like Myla J, who knows the way to capture her audience.

I scored this keychain, and got to geek out about our love for Arcane.

Vallejo really is magic.

#PitVi

Adjusted how I feed my friends in the jar, and made edible bread.

Win-win!

Have you ever held a glow-in-the-dark Plesiosaur before?

I did not purchase him. But, if I did, his name would be Champ.

IYKYK 😘

Okay. Accuweather has their user interface FINE tuned!

Someone with an actual personality sat at a computer, and decided to add the text "A touch of rain this evening." And, it is so warm and soothing to read those words, instead of "5% chance of rain."

Good job, accuweather app dev/ops!

When the pattern is just random enough, that you begin to doubt your skills. 🧐

This is the first starter I have ever made.

And it is so beaitiful! 🥺

Equal parts flour and water. About 3 days later, look for bubbles.

Feed and maintain daily to build strength. Maintain as you prefer. 🥰

#bakingislife #namethatstarter

When you had liver treats in your pocket. But, all that's left are crumbs and smells.

There is a reason that companies make and sell wall-mounted bottle openers that looks like different dogs pooping.

I just imagine Karl, as he does his little jazz leg dance while squatting.

Just wanted to bring attention to the reason I am hoping more people leave meta platforms:

I just realized that you can see a list of who follows the pages being advertised in your ig stories. And when I tell you that I have learned some VERY interesting things about my people...🤣😳😭🥵

Fuck Meta!

I just realized I never shared a photo of the finished cookies.

Is that like leaving y'all on read?

Unprompted words are hard.

May I suggest, instead, unprompted cookies:

(Everyone should have a mixing bowl this big. AND a half gallon of molasses. Duh!)