Men don’t ghost me, they just get such intense writers block from my spellbinding beauty ✨

Anyone else get motion sickness when using Hinge?

I had stuff I wanted to do today but instead I’m waiting for SOME GUY to message me back 😫

I HATE HAVING A CRUSH ON A MAN

Am I crazy or is the picture quality better on Hinge than Tinder?? Tinder is blurry as heck

Which apps know I’m going through a breakup?

Spotify - she knows. She’s already made a heartbreak playlist for me

TikTok - has some idea because my screen time has gone way up

WhatsApp - no clue because I’m still messaging him 🙃

I was not built for heartbreak

JUST GOT DUMPEDDDD AND I FEEL SAAAAAAD!!!!

But that’s ok because I’ve done heartbreak before and I know it gets better

2 of my Hinge matches are so similar, I think they’d be best friends!!
I’m gonna set up a date with both of them at the same place and then not show. It’ll be the cutest meet cute for them 🥰

Shopping at Victoria’s Secret is so embarrassing, not because it’s lingerie, but because I have to crouch down to the floor to the Size Large drawer and then riffle through a bunch of unorganised underwear as if I was home 😒

Alexander’s surname is DRAGONETTI wow as if I couldn’t be more in love #traitors

My birthday is New Year’s Day and today is the first time I’m appreciating how hopeful this day is for everyone.
I’m so scared of change but my birthday is all about change, a change everyone seems to welcome

Omg you guys why hasn’t a drag queen called themselves Dr A Grace

Is Dr Robotnik and Mr Eggman like Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde?

First tweet or whatever 🤗