this is my pinned now

It has been brought to my attention that this is her migraine event. I have to teach her how to stop thinking let me at her let me in there.

i should hump her until i fall asleep

I don't think she's capable of sex without risking either party's lives. And that's just how I want it.

I just think the person that gave Meisho Doto swirly eyes deserves a shoutout. They may be barely noticeable most of the time but I See That. And I Can Imagine Anything.

Pressing the repost button on something your mutual reposted is kinda like doing this to them tbh

red pandas do this frankly adorable motion when they're trying to look threatening which I think is frankly adorable. imagine a girl lifting their arms like this and doing little hops to try and scare you off.

anyway as spoken by me earlier today I need to call her sickeningly sweet names like "sweet little cupcake" to piss her off then hypnotize her into accepting those names and repeating them out loud between giggles every time I call her one while she furiously masturbates without being aware of it.