We *could* win the third test. If a Great White books an Uber from Grange Beach to the Adelaide Oval and eats Smith, Labuschagne and Starc. Or maybe just Starc if he’s in a hurry to get back and yuk it up with his mates.

There’s moons of Jupiter smaller than his pupils

How on earth will they field hundreds of candidates at the next GE without it looking like a combination of govt watch list and charge sheet archive at Isleworth Crown Court

Just wish recipes would stop *significantly* understating prep time. Like to think I’m quick about the kitchen, but 25 mins to gather, peel and chop this lot AND make a sauce is never happening.

Hot tip Nige old boy. If you want to persuade that this past youthful behaviour has no bearing on present, then banging on about immigrants and cultural change for - checks notes - the *last 10 years* isn’t a dynamite strategy

I simply can’t believe ongoing economic and societal damage caused by inviting mountains of admin, restrictions and family/friend fall out over Brexit isn’t WAY bigger than reported. Meeting strangers of my - largely- Brexit vote generation, I either avoid engaging or keep conversation superficial.

Particularly enjoyed her declaring the reason women had pulled out of the enquiry being the exact *opposite* of that stated. 3D chess at its finest.

Shaved with a garden fork too by look of it

Shocking. Remember, this entitled grifting moron’s defection to UKIP in 2014 was a factor in Cameron’s self interested panic offering the Brexit referendum. Say no more.