Hey do you and your book need couple's therapy? Are you fighting all the time, don't want to be around each other? Don't understand what your book is trying to say? The Witches are having a workshop to help you fall in love with your book again. We're keeping this one small so sign up soon!

Where is my writing coven on Blue Sky? The witches of pitches are doing this workshop once again to help writers nail down their cover copy, which will help them better understand their narrative arc, inciting incident, and how to write the dreaded elevator pitch. Email us with any questions.

My beautiful coven, we're offering a New Year package. If you missed our webinars interviewing these literary agent geniuses, you can still get the recordings. We reveal the secrets to getting your manuscript out of the slush pile, and much more. Send us an email or contact us through our website.

My dearest Coven, The Witches of Pitches are making magic happen with Lit Agent Jen Nadol of the Unter Agency on Dec. 4 at 12:00 noon. Find out more and register with the link in the comments, and let us help you Levitate Your Manuscript Above the Slush Pile.

Grab your morning coffee and focus on what's important as we all introduce ourselves. Please drop your favorite pet photos in the comments. Here's my dog not understanding how to dog.