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Aiko Aslanian
@aiko-aslanian.bsky.social
I've been writing all my life but it took me 40 years to have a project. Working on my first book. To what end? We'll see.

This account to connect with writers, book lovers, readers, and all things literary.
Now AI is trying to replace COFFEE if this is not the clarion call to burn it all down I don't know what is
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
And you gotta decide which risks are right for you. I know I could get clobbered with a deadly disease; but I also know how much harder I got clobbered when I hadn't been sick for 2 years. I know I'll get dragged for that choice but that's my answer to your question 🤷‍♀️
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
and the sickness levels that hit us after 2 years of non exposure were brutal. With little kids, if they never get sick, I think you're just kicking the can down the road...I think it's an unfortunate reality of how our immune system evolved that never getting sick also has its risks
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I get sick 1-2 times a year. My husband gets sick constantly, but...he also doesn't take other steps to protect his health. And to be honest, this is one reason I don't mask as much in my day to day. The sickness seems at a normal level...
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
After 2 years of no illness 2020-22, we got sick a lot, and badly, when my youngest started TK at 4. After that year, it's settled into fairly normal amounts of sickness for everyone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I actually woke up thinking this morning how much richer I am than these bozos. I would pity them if the voids inside them weren't causing them to harm other people so extensively.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The other thing about minivans is that they are actually shockingly expensive, so a lot of people are going to upsize into an SUV.

And to be clear, I think we can & should make sedans that can carry 3 kids. I just have been shocked since I've had kids how not convenient the whole car seat thing is
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I think they are safer because the front ends aren't so blunt and high, though they're still heavy.

And, if you need a bigger hard working vehicle, a minivan is where it's at. You see someone with a minivan and you know that person gets shit done even with their crappy gas mileage
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Oh and "people shouldn't have 3 or more kids" is not the kind of messaging that would change any minds on this so let's not ok?
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Exactly. The standard is "the religion the supreme Court agrees with."
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Minivans are the true working vehicle of the suburbs. You see someone with a minivan and you know they do some DIY stuff around the house
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
One idea is car designers could design a car that actually accommodated children. Babies and toddlers might always need a car seat, but you could have a 5 point harness in the rear seat and design it so it's safe for kids, say, 5 and up
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I've hated SUVs since the 90s; one thing that would need to addressed in this is car seats. A huge reason people get bigger cars is that car seats are incredibly cramped in small cars. Everyone I know who has 3 kids has upsized their car; if you have 4 kids you literally can't own a small car
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oooh. This one's gonna tie the Supreme Court in knots, forced to choose between their two loves: dominance of religion and police supremacy.

Just kidding, they will obviously side with the feds since the court disagrees with these prayers
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Aiko Aslanian
Feelings don't care about your facts!
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When a cabal of vampire venture capitalists tap him to steal the original vampire sire from deep within the underwater bowels of Atlantis in exchange for reviving his beloved, Fitz must form an alliance with a prickly band of cyberpunk mermaid separatists looking to undermine the Mermaid World Order
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Ha, well! I guess this is a good time to work on my pitch as any. It's a work in progress for a work in progress:

Baron Fitzwilliam von Hunderpuffer, 300 year old vampire and retired thief, is mourning the death of his youngest progeny...
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This was very helpful! I had...most of those beats though some are a little fuzzy. The stuff about building the ensemble and the ensemble as a character is super helpful, I definitely need to nail that down more
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Thank you! Checking it out
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM