Did you steal that from Brittany Sloan’s bag?

Not in my book 😌

Calling them champions doesn’t magically make them good. You can slap a gold star on a pile of garbage, but at the end of the day, it still stinks.

I’m the one who’s going to turn this entire industry upside down one day and I can't wait to see the look on your face when I do.

Since you’re so curious—no, I didn’t pay anyone to write that. Unlike you, I don’t need a team of yes-men to make me sound interesting.

I operate on a level of luxury and genius that your little brain simply can't comprehend

Wait… so you’re admitting you’re desperate? I was just talking in general, but if the shoe fits

I don’t have time for women. Between admiring myself in the mirror, making money, and humiliating nobodies like you, where exactly am I supposed to fit in entertaining the desperate?

Maybe if your voice wasn’t as dry as your wrestling, she’d care enough to listen.