Second shot gives serious Mako Reactor.

I love R.E.M., but leaving Radiohead off this list is a crime.

I’m fairly certain this doesn’t have anything to do with defense strategy or minerals, but the fact that, if Canada and Greenland were annexed, the U.S. would be the biggest country by land mass—because everything about Trump can be boiled down to petty claims only a 2nd grader would care about.

Another example of Ed Harris’ brilliance.

It’s a caching issue. Give it a second and it’ll be nothing but dumb.

I think if you throw a Tide pod in there you’re good to go!

🎶Without our forces multiplying, the pace of progress is gonna halt.
These objectives are all empty if we don’t achieve some key results.
Our synergy is clear, we’re focused on creation.
So let’s take this offline so we can up the pace of innovation. 🎶

Ages ago, when I was young and new to office jargon, I had imagined a spicy duet—somewhere between Starlight Vocal Band’s ‘Afternoon Delight’ and The Lonely Island’s ‘D*ck in a Box’—called “Let’s take this offline.”

Clever girl.

Growin’ some whacky tobaccy I see. 🚨

Somebody was a MacInTalk power user.

Started in first or second grade. Would have been about 1988. Indiana (no longer there, thankfully.)

Let me know if you require assistance.