Do you think if I opened a true crime-themed coffee shop and called it Grounds for Suspicion that the millennials would come

If I had been let loose in a gigantic school like Hogwarts at 11 years old with a magic wand and minimal supervision I feel like I’d have caused a lot more trouble than anyone in those books ever did

Rooman nomerals.

Really liking the vibes over here, it’s giving Twitter circa 2011

I do love how people anthropomorphize things. No, your leg did not “fall asleep”, the blood just wasn’t flowing to it. But sure, nighty night leg, sleep tight 🥰

Maybe I’ll hate this less than I hated Twitter. I just need somewhere to word vomit. So, sorry about that.