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Michael Johnson
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the oldest millennial


je parle un peu français
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Is there a word for "I was born in the analog age but grew up in the digital age?" ... that's how old I am anyways.
Happy Birthday to Jesse Watters!
July 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
So this is the source of that banging... guess the screen door is no match for a determined climber!

#cat
May 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Working from home is hard sometimes. #cat
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Today I was looking for games to play on my Steam Deck during my upcoming road trip. I stumbled upon Balatro, and it's now 12 hours later....
December 25, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I replayed Portal 1 and 2 this past weekend (first time in 10+ years), and it was like experiencing them for the first time! Because they were released so long ago, I'd forgotten all the puzzles. Great games.
December 16, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Recursive Elegantly Creates Unique Repeating Solutions In Various Elegant Reiterative Environments
December 3, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I set up my Steam Deck on my treadmill desk as a PC, but my cat is obsessed with biting its USB-C cable. Bitter apple spray hasn't deterred him at all. He just licks it off and bites it some more. 🐈‍⬛
November 21, 2024 at 10:27 PM
My mechanical keyboard's 'e' key malfunctioned this morning. I replaced its switch with the right arrow key, only to realize how frequently I use the right arrow key.
November 21, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Reposted by Michael Johnson
I wish they'd quit launching rockets and focus on fixing the planet instead.

Yeah, I know, fat chance.
November 20, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Is there a word for "I was born in the analog age but grew up in the digital age?" ... that's how old I am anyways.
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I set up a "paint" station for my cats, and let's just say they had a pawsome time!
November 17, 2024 at 8:33 PM
bye.
November 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Every time I change the sheets....
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
New Cats
November 9, 2024 at 2:56 PM