A Humphrey Lanham
@ahumphreylanham.bsky.social
Sci-fi and fantasy. Codex, Odyssey, and Wordos. Goodreads and NetGalley. Fiction in F&SF and Zooscape. Musicals and theater. Cat herder and dog lover. Coffee, tea, kombucha, wine, cider, craft beer. Houseplants that thrive on neglect.
Tell me, would this pure, innocent soul ever dive face first into a bowl of cake batter only to run away shouting "hashtag no regrets!!!" when I catch her?
No, of course not, why would you ask?
No, of course not, why would you ask?
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Tell me, would this pure, innocent soul ever dive face first into a bowl of cake batter only to run away shouting "hashtag no regrets!!!" when I catch her?
No, of course not, why would you ask?
No, of course not, why would you ask?
Me: I'm sorry, I'm tired of cuddling.
Cricket: Okay...what about a teensy weensy cuddle?
Cricket: Okay...what about a teensy weensy cuddle?
February 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Me: I'm sorry, I'm tired of cuddling.
Cricket: Okay...what about a teensy weensy cuddle?
Cricket: Okay...what about a teensy weensy cuddle?
Sometimes you need a pick-me-up. Sometimes you need a good cry. Sometimes you need a kitty to come into your life when you least expect it and demand to be cuddled at all hours of the day like the piece of furniture you, my dear human, were meant to be all along.
January 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Sometimes you need a pick-me-up. Sometimes you need a good cry. Sometimes you need a kitty to come into your life when you least expect it and demand to be cuddled at all hours of the day like the piece of furniture you, my dear human, were meant to be all along.
Ah yes, the long forgotten classic. Megashark, his jaws wide, and Godzilla on the ocean.
December 3, 2023 at 9:01 AM
Ah yes, the long forgotten classic. Megashark, his jaws wide, and Godzilla on the ocean.
Covid vaccine achieved. Alfredo and broccoli consumed. Now on to some quality time with my cat, a good audiobook, and Sims 2.
November 15, 2023 at 5:29 AM
Covid vaccine achieved. Alfredo and broccoli consumed. Now on to some quality time with my cat, a good audiobook, and Sims 2.
I'm ever so fond of this triptych.
September 19, 2023 at 10:33 PM
I'm ever so fond of this triptych.
Ru says being adorable is a lot of work and requires a lot of naps.
August 6, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Ru says being adorable is a lot of work and requires a lot of naps.
Ru says he all his sides are good sides, especially with this excellent lighting.
August 2, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Ru says he all his sides are good sides, especially with this excellent lighting.