We should boycott and run a mini Euros in Denmark.

Definitely not guaranteed but more likely than not.

...like Liverpool get their main business done early before pre season starts.

...is a really bad strategy (Liverpool are levels above them already, why help them further)
5) Newcastle need to buy before they make a big a big sale to avoid inflated prices.

It just makes no sense to sell now, especially this late in pre season. A club with a mature off the field recruitment...

Newcastle's off field infrastructure including their scouting is far too immature to take advantage of a massive sale.
1) They have no current PSR pressures to sell.
2) Isak has 3 yrs on his contract
3) His value is only going to go up after a yr in UCL.
4) Selling to a 'close' (ish) rival....

Out of interest. What is your definition of 'the middle class' in 2025?

It's probably a game of chicken between GMs now about who can extract the most value and draft him the latest.

I wonder if they are convinced they can just come back for him in a later round?

Apparently the Animals category provides very good ad revenue. Have you considered doing 1 stream a week featuring Bobbi the cat? Could schedule an extra stream on one of your weekend off days? Just point a camera at your cat and watch the big bucks roll in.

It will be 4-3-3 with Hall in midfield three.

My goodness Gordon has had an awful game, set pieces particularly. Then gives the ball away for the 3rd goal. Horrific performance today.

In England's top league it is
1) Premier League
1b) European Champions League
2) FA Cup
3) League Cup
4) Community Shield.